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Critical Thinking · **Joined:** Fri Jul 03, 2020 11:50 am **Posts:** 2309

Looking at the news this morning and 2 things made me laugh (well really cry);

1) Shoepak still believing we will hit Net Zero by 2050. Does he think he will be in power by then? Is he speaking out of his ar*e? 5 year plans are hard to achieve let alone 23 year plans.

2) That Khalife bloke pleading not guilty to escaping from Wandsworth Prison. I expect he will say next he was kidnapped. Why is he in court though, it's an open and shut case, just lock him up and throw away the key.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36398

Critical Thinking wrote:

Looking at the news this morning and 2 things made me laugh (well really cry);

1) Shoepak still believing we will hit Net Zero by 2050. Does he think he will be in power by then? Is he speaking out of his ar*e? 5 year plans are hard to achieve let alone 23 year plans.

2) That Khalife bloke pleading not guilty to escaping from Wandsworth Prison. I expect he will say next he was kidnapped. Why is he in court though, it's an open and shut case, just lock him up and throw away the key.

I don’t care, I can buy a new gas boiler now and maybe the price of second hand cars will come down from the clouds. First common sense thing he’s done…and gonna save me some money..unless you intend to fit a £20,000 heat pump anyway. No wonder Ford are up in arms, they’ve just missed out on new car sales, bit of a nerve as they don’t produce a single car in the country.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12320

The UK is legally committed to the 2050 deadline, so it doesn't matter who is in. I don't think for one minute the bold Rishi expects to be PM in 2050.
According to the "we are doomed" merchants we won't get to 2050. I don't expect to anyway, although 105 is feasible.
I blame Raj.
And the Germans still won't have coughed up the damage they caused to the Vic.
Poolie Imp and Mr Billy still won't be satisfied with our mid table position in the Premier league of Europe under the ownership of the Grandson of Raj.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36398

derwent wrote:

The UK is legally committed to the 2050 deadline, so it doesn't matter who is in. I don't think for one minute the bold Rishi expects to be PM in 2050.
According to the "we are doomed" merchants we won't get to 2050. I don't expect to anyway, although 105 is feasible.
I blame Raj.
And the Germans still won't have coughed up the damage they caused to the Vic.
Poolie Imp and Mr Billy still won't be satisfied with our mid table position in the Premier league of Europe under the ownership of the Grandson of Raj.

Get it right…Great Grandson. :laugh:

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Snowy wrote:

Critical Thinking wrote:

Looking at the news this morning and 2 things made me laugh (well really cry);

1) Shoepak still believing we will hit Net Zero by 2050. Does he think he will be in power by then? Is he speaking out of his ar*e? 5 year plans are hard to achieve let alone 23 year plans.

2) That Khalife bloke pleading not guilty to escaping from Wandsworth Prison. I expect he will say next he was kidnapped. Why is he in court though, it's an open and shut case, just lock him up and throw away the key.

I don’t care, I can buy a new gas boiler now and maybe the price of second hand cars will come down from the clouds. First common sense thing he’s done…and gonna save me some money..unless you intend to fit a £20,000 heat pump anyway. No wonder Ford are up in arms, they’ve just missed out on new car sales, bit of a nerve as they don’t produce a single car in the country.

Fook Ford greedy scruffy c*unts rakxe

Yes Snowy first good move by dishy but only because he had no option if he intended to win the election.

Jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:56 pm **Posts:** 7074

Snowy wrote:

Critical Thinking wrote:

Looking at the news this morning and 2 things made me laugh (well really cry);

1) Shoepak still believing we will hit Net Zero by 2050. Does he think he will be in power by then? Is he speaking out of his ar*e? 5 year plans are hard to achieve let alone 23 year plans.

2) That Khalife bloke pleading not guilty to escaping from Wandsworth Prison. I expect he will say next he was kidnapped. Why is he in court though, it's an open and shut case, just lock him up and throw away the key.

I don’t care, I can buy a new gas boiler now and maybe the price of second hand cars will come down from the clouds. First common sense thing he’s done…and gonna save me some money..unless you intend to fit a £20,000 heat pump anyway. No wonder Ford are up in arms, they’ve just missed out on new car sales, bit of a nerve as they don’t produce a single car in the country.

After 20 whenever the price of petrol/diesel second cars will go through the roof, as no more are to be manufactured, people won’t be able to afford battery cars and the infrastructure still won’t be in place to charge them.

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6680

Snowy wrote:

Critical Thinking wrote:

Looking at the news this morning and 2 things made me laugh (well really cry);

1) Shoepak still believing we will hit Net Zero by 2050. Does he think he will be in power by then? Is he speaking out of his ar*e? 5 year plans are hard to achieve let alone 23 year plans.

2) That Khalife bloke pleading not guilty to escaping from Wandsworth Prison. I expect he will say next he was kidnapped. Why is he in court though, it's an open and shut case, just lock him up and throw away the key.

I don’t care, I can buy a new gas boiler now and maybe the price of second hand cars will come down from the clouds. First common sense thing he’s done…and gonna save me some money..unless you intend to fit a £20,000 heat pump anyway. No wonder Ford are up in arms, they’ve just missed out on new car sales, bit of a nerve as they don’t produce a single car in the country.

1. He,s not bothered, And neither am i.
2. Why was there a trial, Only in the uk.

"The UK is legally committed to the 2050 deadline, so it doesn't matter who is in. I don't think for one minute the bold Rishi expects to be PM in 2050"

They will move the goal posts, They always will.

When is the Daily Mail(Evil) going to run a story about MPs pensions, Never.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36398

Grayhoundend wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Critical Thinking wrote:

Looking at the news this morning and 2 things made me laugh (well really cry);

1) Shoepak still believing we will hit Net Zero by 2050. Does he think he will be in power by then? Is he speaking out of his ar*e? 5 year plans are hard to achieve let alone 23 year plans.

2) That Khalife bloke pleading not guilty to escaping from Wandsworth Prison. I expect he will say next he was kidnapped. Why is he in court though, it's an open and shut case, just lock him up and throw away the key.

I don’t care, I can buy a new gas boiler now and maybe the price of second hand cars will come down from the clouds. First common sense thing he’s done…and gonna save me some money..unless you intend to fit a £20,000 heat pump anyway. No wonder Ford are up in arms, they’ve just missed out on new car sales, bit of a nerve as they don’t produce a single car in the country.

1. He,s not bothered, And neither am i.
2. Why was there a trial, Only in the uk.

"The UK is legally committed to the 2050 deadline, so it doesn't matter who is in. I don't think for one minute the bold Rishi expects to be PM in 2050"

They will move the goal posts, They always will.

When is the Daily Mail(Evil) going to run a story about MPs pensions, Never.

There is talk of a legal challenge from interested party’s…..the virtue signalling middle class and destitute lawyers will have a field day.
We are gonna end up with cars and the freedom to travel being only for those who can afford it and it won’t be us…but at least the roads will flow more freely for those who can…..plus they won’t need all those charging points after all because there’ll be a lot less people driving.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18928

if they cannot sell the electric dream to the masses all they,ll do is price us out or annoy us so much we,ll ditch our proper cars. extra green taes on the fuels we use, stupid speed restrictions and road closures where residents of the headland will have to travel out to the A19 and down it to the A689 to get to seaton.

Infidel · **Joined:** Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:20 am **Posts:** 566

I was in York on Tuesday talking to a van driver whose next drop was at Newcastle. However he had to go right up to the top side of Newcastle and then drop in from that far side so as to avoid the £70 ulez fine. More fuel, more pollution, more time = counterproductive.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36398

Let’s be honest, they haven’t got a clue. This the victory of woke dogma over reality.
The Welsh 20 limit means pollution from cars by 50% be as use a journey now takes 50% longer……it appears the Welsh eco Junta low on basic maths and high on bovine excrement.

Infidel · **Joined:** Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:20 am **Posts:** 566

The Welsh maths guys reckon it won’t add much on to journey times at all.

A lot of it is to do with drivers nor being able to drive at 30 in built up areas in the first place, and stopping and starting etc.

Just what I was told, don’t shoot the messenger.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36398

Infidel wrote:

The Welsh maths guys reckon it won’t add much on to journey times at all.

A lot of it is to do with drivers nor being able to drive at 30 in built up areas in the first place, and stopping and starting etc.

Just what I was told, don’t shoot the messenger.

I wouldn’t dream of it Mr C

I take it the Law of Physics in Wales is very flexible. :laugh:

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18928

Infidel wrote:

The Welsh maths guys reckon it won’t add much on to journey times at all.

A lot of it is to do with drivers nor being able to drive at 30 in built up areas in the first place, and stopping and starting etc.

Just what I was told, don’t shoot the messenger.

its bloody common sense it will not add times to many journeys at peak hours as the traffic will be nose to tail anyway where even 20 mph is unable to be done. anyway whats to stop people ignoring the speed limit if there are no cameras about to enforce it. are everyone goody goodies now and drive strictly to speed limits no matter the time of day or where they are and the road conditions themselves. i,ll readily admit i do not without taking all the factors into consideration first otherwise its just driving by numbers and nothing else.

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