Condoms
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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good

Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole

and I'm sure you guys could add others

darlo fc condoms - not worth a w**K!!!!

Dibble Condoms - Leans to the right and has a blunt end - not good enough on the left and anyway....what's the fookin' point????

time for a hot coffee law suit for third degree burns up the nose!

Soz mate.....a monster pastis is yours on our next sojourn.....

And maybe some nasal Savlon..

Since when did we have condoms ?
What happened to blobs & johnnies ?