ian holloway view on what roy keane said

"Well Sunderland should sort out their shopping centres then, shouldn't they! If that is the reason why these players aren't coming then it's a sad state of affairs but I wouldn't like to wager why any women doesn't want to go anywhere because trying to understand a woman can get you in trouble.

They say one thing and mean another and as my dad said years ago - you can't live with them - but you certainly can't live without them, son.

I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty scary. I keep my head down and if we're out shopping I try and look in a man's shop while they make their minds up.

Tell all the WAGs we've got a brand new shopping centre in Plymouth called Drake Circus and it's superb, so you can't level that at us.

My daughters are going there this afternoon and I've nicked my wife's purse so she can't spend anything. So they'll all be doing some window shopping - beautiful."

Wags- what does it stand for?

W- where
A- all
G- golddigging
S- spouse's

Perhaps.

Close H,but
S- Slappers

have you noticed how some of them look like each other,(abit like stepford wives)

FFS I can admit the odd mistake in English but "where" for "we're"??? Come on now wake up!!!!