I've just been invited to a Wedding on Sept 29th. Pools are at home that day to Walsall.

Which one should I do?

i too have this predicament on 1st sept they know to expect me after 5pm

Go to the game, and go to the wedding festivities afterwards

If it's a good friend getting married get your arse to the wedding. Keep a sense of importance.
But if it's some random acquaintance there's obviously no contest.

No can do. It's down Rochdale area so will have to stay overnight if I want to drink.

It's a work colleague.

The season tickets have photos on now, so I don't think you would pass for me.

If its just a work colleague go to the footy,you been lookin for a new job anyway

Well you're not female for a start!

I wouldn't be stupid enough to book my Wedding in the football season.

A female wouldn't describe themselves as a 'handsome bastad'

That's what it sayd above your picture.

You can you it if you like, would be funny to see if you get in with my picture.

Deal.

i also got a dilema...think i got to go to poland on thursday...so need someone to take the mob to the match........DIBBS?????

3 6 2?

every one knows dibble is ambidextrous

Exactly. I'm lost too.

The cleverer ones will get it.

Well I'm blonde, so there goes my chances of figuring it out!

You might get in with my pic then? What do you look like?

I clearly was joking.

Sorted.

I'm only invited to the night do, so if I leave straight after the match then I'll be able to do both as it's only a couple of hours drive and it takes me about 30 seconds to do my hair an whack a bit a makeup on.

Who are you trying to kid!

I'm not your typical girl. It takes me no time at all to get ready. As long as my hair is dry (cause that takes the longest) I'm pretty much sorted.

this is a can-ny hair style, doesn't take too long either.

Doesnt Mutley have a beard that looks like your hairdo ?

Is this you Parmo?

yes, it's 'im.

That upper lip could do with a trim...

You wouldn't believe he used to look like Robert Plant (Led Zep) would you.

I couldn't tell you what he looks like. Any pics?

dont know who robert plant is have you been living under a rock all your life, i am 24 and he is a god among musicians

Yes he was at every away match I ever attended, I am pretty sure. Often arriving a few minutes late & after a poor performance (the teams, not Parmo's) he'd often leave early. That was probably to get into training for running a pub by sampling a local pubs wares and customs.

I never said I haven't heard of him. I just didn't know what he looked like.

These days Robert Plant balances Ming vases on his head, 'cos he's rich. I have to make do with cans of John Smiths

But what if you spilled any? Surely that would be a cardinal sin!

What could have been eh, Parmo - Ming vases filled with John Smith's balanced on your head. We reckon that Robert Plant wears a wig, and come to think of it I've never seen you and him in the same place together.

like super man and clark kent

its a common conspiracy theory that gets bandied about and its rubbish!
Kent is clearly a geek and Superman is a heroic man of steel, theres a world of differance between the two.

anyways, it'd be a physical impossibility for Kent to get changed into the hero clobber that quick.
I tried it as an experiment one day, exept I had no hero clobber so I used the next best thing - some of the mrs underwear...anyhoo,it takes ages, it cant be done....scientific FACT!