dont be shan mutts. kate nash is both lush AND mint.

im meant to be playing in some footie tourney in da smoke next month, something to do with the princes trust, but im only going down there for the overnight stay and a real chance to bag the ginger fox.

well im a bit wary of getting involved with singers after the whole gwen stefani thing. i get on really well with alan and linda next door but with him working shifts i have to be careful about who im seeing.
the last thing i want is nash turning up at 4 in the morning and screaming in the garden about how she cant live without me like what stefani did. not sure what part of " its over gwen, i told you from the outset it was just a bit of fun" she was failing to grasp but she was going on like a lunatic.
needless to say it ended up with alan coming down to his front door in a vest and maroon and torquoise jockey y fronts and shouting at her " shut your mouth you stupid whore."
not only did she wake the great man up when he was on a 6 till 2 shift, but she never sent him no royalties when she used his line on her best selling single, the ungrateful cow.

I've had Hilda Baker.

Was that before or after she died aged 81 in 1986?

for the record she has more in common with the wonderful regina spektor thatn the wretched lily allen.