Has anyone on here ever picked up a hitchhiker?

We picked one up today on the Coast Road near Blackhall.He was virtually stood in front of the van,holding a holdall and waving his arms so the lad i work with who was driving pulled over, he said"are you going anywhere near the A689?" i said "no mate, only as far as the town centre" he said "that'll do" and jumped in.

We got as far as Clavering and i said "where are you going like" he said "Leeds eventually" then i said "what's in the bag?" he said "you're a nosey c*nt aren't you?" i said "here mate, i was only fooking asking, just making conversation and that" anyway me mate who was driving said "so what have you got in the bag?"..... the hitch-hiker said "you're a nosey c*nt an'all!!"

That was it, my mate screeched to a halt near the hospital and said "fooking get out you doyle!!!"....so he got out and we sped off!!!

Dozy bashtard only left his holdall in the van!!

So what did he have in it then?

you're a nosey c*nt aren't you?

He didnt look like this did he? If he did then I wouldnt recommend hassling him about his holdall!!

Howay then
What did he have in his holdall?
I really want to know...
(or is this some joke I never got?)

class, very funny

Yeah what was in the bag?

ITS A FOOKING JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!




PHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTL

Eh?