Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on

British TV & Radio

 

 

 

  1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is

Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was

amazing!'

 

 

 

  2. New Zealand RugbyCommentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it

when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

 

 

 

  3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a

lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

 

 

 

  4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah,

isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox

of the Oxfordcrew.'

 

 

 

  5. USPGA  Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold

Palmer) is playing so well is  that, before each tee shot, his wife

takes out his balls and kisses them .....  Oh my god!!!!! What have I

just said?!!!!'

 

 

 

  6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time

Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

 

 

 

  7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to

have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob,

where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE

have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were

laughing so hard!

 

 

 

  8. Steve Ryder covering the USMasters: 'Ballesteros felt much

better today after a 69 yesterday.'

 

 

 

  9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North

said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night

like this.'

 

 

 

  10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:

'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

 

 

 

  11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a

male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UKeclipse coverage remarked:

They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come

In his shorts.'

 

 

 

  12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie

Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick

likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

Was it David Coleman who said about a 200 metre runner

He came round the corner opened his legs and showed his class

I hope it was Michelle Wie..

She MUST have said that on purpose.

I still think Trevor McDonut's gaff when referring to the 'bounder Kentryside' instead of the 'Kent Countryside' is a classic.

Jo Wiley made a similar mistake on Radio 1 (live) recently!

OMFG, she is stunning!

Obviously I've had her.

Yep, I concur, she told me the very same thing herself the second time I had her.

Of course not, I'm not a yob, me, like. There's some birds I even take me socks off for.

Jo Wiley Wiley said "fook it" live on air last week during the Scott Mills show

The best one of late was on Radio Two on Mark Radcliffe's show talking to Sally who does the traffic updates. Mark told her she looks lovely today, to which Sally replied "Thanks, I've had a blow job". ...

Oh course she meant blow dry