I went to the shop yesterday and parked in someones car parking spot as there were no others available and I only needed some milk. I was only there for a couple of minutes and the cheeky get blocked me in on purpose and even had the cheek to leave a note. Eventually he turned up (I thought it was Lee Bullock at first) with some gobby Jock lass he then started giving it large in a northern accent.

My question is: should I have chinned him?

I'd have pissed in his petrol tank.

From a third storey window...........

Across the road...............

In Derby...........

did you hit him with a hammer instead,like? If so, it would have been safer to chin him problees.