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 Post subject: Oooh what happened to you what ever happened
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2020 11:10 pm 
To Black Jackford, last I heard he was shacked up with a petty thief somewhere South of Hartlepool, hope the next Messi is safe and well #prayforblackjackford


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 Post subject: Re: Oooh what happened to you what ever happened
PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 12:00 am 
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Think I heard him speak on a CB radio the other day, something about getting chained up in some old bloke's attic in Greatham. Crazy gay BDSM cult or something.


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 Post subject: Re: Oooh what happened to you what ever happened
PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 12:13 am 
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Think I heard him speak on a CB radio the other day, something about getting chained up in some old bloke's attic in Greatham. Crazy gay BDSM cult or something.



Cult?


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 Post subject: Re: Oooh what happened to you what ever happened
PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 12:17 am 
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Yeah, apparently it's a cult of really unfunny and politically incorrect jokes, and if anyone says they're not funny they're accused of not been civil.


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 Post subject: Re: Oooh what happened to you what ever happened
PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 12:44 am 
RemotePoolie wrote:
Yeah, apparently it's a cult of really unfunny and politically incorrect jokes, and if anyone says they're not funny they're accused of not been civil.


Sorry, I though you said c.unt


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 Post subject: Re: Oooh what happened to you what ever happened
PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 12:56 pm 
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He plays for Marske and works somewhere, can`t remember where but haven`t seen him for ages due to being shielded from contact.

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 Post subject: Re: Oooh what happened to you what ever happened
PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 1:56 pm 
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phil wrote:
That's strange, I assumed that he'd be breaching the lockdown as he's a footballer and all footballers are as thick as mince?

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His mum won't let him out but most are correct.

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 Post subject: Re: Oooh what happened to you what ever happened
PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 2:34 pm 
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phil wrote:
That's strange, I assumed that he'd be breaching the lockdown as he's a footballer and all footballers are as thick as mince?

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His mum won't let him out but most are correct.



Most are correct what?


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 Post subject: Re: Oooh what happened to you what ever happened
PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 2:39 pm 
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
Monkeybutt wrote:
phil wrote:
That's strange, I assumed that he'd be breaching the lockdown as he's a footballer and all footballers are as thick as mince?

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His mum won't let him out but most are correct.



Most are correct what?

Space comma my bad.

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 Post subject: Re: Oooh what happened to you what ever happened
PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 3:27 pm 
Monkeybutt wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
Monkeybutt wrote:
phil wrote:
That's strange, I assumed that he'd be breaching the lockdown as he's a footballer and all footballers are as thick as mince?

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His mum won't let him out but most are correct.



Most are correct what?

Space comma my bad.



With or without the comma, it makes no sense, how the fuck did you become an area manager of a supermarket, I think you make things up, mainly for the attention


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 Post subject: Re: Oooh what happened to you what ever happened
PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 4:18 pm 
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
Monkeybutt wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
Monkeybutt wrote:
phil wrote:
That's strange, I assumed that he'd be breaching the lockdown as he's a footballer and all footballers are as thick as mince?

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His mum won't let him out but most are correct.



Most are correct what?

Space comma my bad.


I dumb down when I come on here!

With or without the comma, it makes no sense, how the fuck did you become an area manager of a supermarket, I think you make things up, mainly for the attention

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 Post subject: Re: Oooh what happened to you what ever happened
PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2020 4:31 pm 
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I dumb down when I come on here!


You even fucked this up


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