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 Post subject: Groundbeef day.
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2020 10:11 am 
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Sick of bloody mince every day or other day banghead

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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
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Get yer rod out and go and catch some fish.

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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
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Is this the future of the bunker?

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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2020 11:17 am 
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Is this the future of the bunker?



It will be soon, it’s like Jim Davidson and Chubby Brown locked in a room together, but not as funny, if that’s possible.....


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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
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Yubep wrote:
Is this the future of the bunker?


I thought the same when he made you a mod :doh:

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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
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Who knows but what's wrong with discussing food? Plenty of fish to be caught off Hartlepool and it's healthy. It's a bit more difficult for me like cos i live miles from the sea.
When I lived in the town I used to fish regularly. Out in the fresh air with a couple of rods, ragworm and lugworm for bait, previously dug up from the beach at low tide, then fish the tide in, culminating (hopefully) in a nice fresh, healthy meal. Nowt wrong with that.
I think you should concentrate a bit more on positivity, Mr Yubep, instead of constantly looking at ways to snipe.

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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
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Me dad used to question the sanity of sitting all night on the Heugh breakwater feeding worms to all sorts of marine life but he never turned down the chance to eat the catch!

I don't think they let people fish off the Heugh anymore. sadx

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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
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Me dad used to question the sanity of sitting all night on the Heugh breakwater feeding worms to all sorts of marine life but he never turned down the chance to eat the catch!

I don't think they let people fish off the Heugh anymore. sadx

Yes people still fish there by climbing around the fence half way along......not recommended!
I go once or twice year to Middleton pier which is a lot safer and most times get a good haul of mackerel.

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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
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Sick of bloody mince every day or other day banghead

I can drop round some economy fish fingers if you want.

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Sick of bloody mince every day or other day banghead

I can drop round some economy fish fingers if you want.


No thanks, having chicken today.

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We have Chilli Con Carne once a week, that's the only time we use mince (5% fat variety)
Have you any recipes for the dish which you could recommend, Mr Butt. We like it with a bit of bite.

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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
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We have Chilli Con Carne once a week, that's the only time we use mince (5% fat variety)
Have you any recipes for the dish which you could recommend, Mr Butt. We like it with a bit of bite.

When did the bunker turn into fuckin mumsnet?

Swear to god that post is the single most boring post that’s ever been put on a message board.

Dull as fuck.


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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2020 10:06 pm 
derwent wrote:
We have Chilli Con Carne once a week, that's the only time we use mince (5% fat variety)
Have you any recipes for the dish which you could recommend, Mr Butt. We like it with a bit of bite.



I made a lovely Ragu, however I imagined I was cooking for the three Amigos, Butt, Derwent and Sussex UK so I pissed in it and had to throw it away, still, such is life


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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
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Speak for yourself


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I did

But I think I have too again


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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
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Yubep wrote:
When did the bunker turn into fuckin mumsnet?


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so my DH says he wants 2 not be civil and criticize boris so i want to divorce AIBU?


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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
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derwent wrote:
We have Chilli Con Carne once a week, that's the only time we use mince (5% fat variety)
Have you any recipes for the dish which you could recommend, Mr Butt. We like it with a bit of bite.


I bet Talbot minces when he walks :teasing-tease:

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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2020 11:19 pm 
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derwent wrote:
We have Chilli Con Carne once a week, that's the only time we use mince (5% fat variety)
Have you any recipes for the dish which you could recommend, Mr Butt. We like it with a bit of bite.


I bet Talbot minces when he walks :teasing-tease:



You know you are so far in the closet, you could be in Narnia
Its now it’s 2020?, you petty sneak thief


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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
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Monkeybutt is a Dog Noncer?

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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2020 11:42 pm 
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Monkeybutt is a Dog Noncer?


I think it’s the other way around, which speaks volumes for Monkeybutt


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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2020 11:45 pm 
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derwent wrote:
We have Chilli Con Carne once a week, that's the only time we use mince (5% fat variety)
Have you any recipes for the dish which you could recommend, Mr Butt. We like it with a bit of bite.


I bet Talbot minces when he walks :teasing-tease:



I bet if I did you’d be all daily male, wouldn’t you, you want to,have sex with a man, don’t you?, nowt wrong with that of course, don’t deny your feelings, we would all love you more for it!


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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
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I won`t mince my words, you have no chance, anyway you said you had no arsehole ages go, funny how you remember stuff like that!

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I won`t mince my words, you have no chance, anyway you said you had no arsehole ages go, funny how you remember stuff like that!


So you remembered the fact a male you knew had no arsehole? I see...totally makes sense...

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Monkeybutt is a Dog Noncer?


The dog was a human noncer, I was taken by surprise :animals-dog:

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derwent wrote:
We have Chilli Con Carne once a week, that's the only time we use mince (5% fat variety)
Have you any recipes for the dish which you could recommend, Mr Butt. We like it with a bit of bite.


Enchiladas are bob on, google it, nice change from chilli.

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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
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I won`t mince my words, you have no chance, anyway you said you had no arsehole ages go, funny how you remember stuff like that!



I remember it too, you generally don’t forgot rectal and bowel cancer old chap

Anyways, I’ll be the man, so to speak, if you fancy it, which you probably do, when lockdown is over, how about Me and you and the dog too, I’ll even leave a tenner on the table for you to steal, just like the good old days


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I won`t mince my words, you have no chance, anyway you said you had no arsehole ages go, funny how you remember stuff like that!



I remember it too, you generally don’t forgot rectal and bowel cancer old chap

Anyways, I’ll be the man, so to speak, if you fancy it, which you probably do, when lockdown is over, how about Me and you and the dog too, I’ll even leave a tenner on the table for you to steal, just like the good old days


:laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :animals-dogrun: I would love to you old chutney ferret but the wife said she doesn`t see enough of my button mushroom so I cannot split it`s attention sadx

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taking the piss out of a recovering cancer patient

i'd say thats a new low for monkeybutt, but its probably an improvement.

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taking the piss out of a recovering cancer patient

i'd say thats a new low for monkeybutt, but its probably an improvement.


How am I taking the piss flake?

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 Post subject: Re: Groundbeef day.
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I won`t mince my words, you have no chance, anyway you said you had no arsehole ages go, funny how you remember stuff like that!



I remember it too, you generally don’t forgot rectal and bowel cancer old chap

Anyways, I’ll be the man, so to speak, if you fancy it, which you probably do, when lockdown is over, how about Me and you and the dog too, I’ll even leave a tenner on the table for you to steal, just like the good old days


:laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :animals-dogrun: I would love to you old chutney ferret but the wife said she doesn`t see enough of my button mushroom so I cannot split it`s attention sadx



Chutney Ferret, it’s as if the past three decades just passed you by


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