Groundbeef day.

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Sick of bloody mince every day or other day banghead

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12367

Get yer rod out and go and catch some fish.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Is this the future of the bunker?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2020 11:17 am

Yubep wrote:

Is this the future of the bunker?

It will be soon, it’s like Jim Davidson and Chubby Brown locked in a room together, but not as funny, if that’s possible.....

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Yubep wrote:

Is this the future of the bunker?

I thought the same when he made you a mod :doh:

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12367

Who knows but what's wrong with discussing food? Plenty of fish to be caught off Hartlepool and it's healthy. It's a bit more difficult for me like cos i live miles from the sea.
When I lived in the town I used to fish regularly. Out in the fresh air with a couple of rods, ragworm and lugworm for bait, previously dug up from the beach at low tide, then fish the tide in, culminating (hopefully) in a nice fresh, healthy meal. Nowt wrong with that.
I think you should concentrate a bit more on positivity, Mr Yubep, instead of constantly looking at ways to snipe.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12367

Me dad used to question the sanity of sitting all night on the Heugh breakwater feeding worms to all sorts of marine life but he never turned down the chance to eat the catch!

I don't think they let people fish off the Heugh anymore. sadx

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2020 12:17 pm

derwent wrote:

Me dad used to question the sanity of sitting all night on the Heugh breakwater feeding worms to all sorts of marine life but he never turned down the chance to eat the catch!

I don't think they let people fish off the Heugh anymore. sadx

Yes people still fish there by climbing around the fence half way along......not recommended!
I go once or twice year to Middleton pier which is a lot safer and most times get a good haul of mackerel.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2020 12:19 pm

Monkeybutt wrote:

Sick of bloody mince every day or other day banghead

I can drop round some economy fish fingers if you want.

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Bluestreak wrote:

Monkeybutt wrote:

Sick of bloody mince every day or other day banghead

I can drop round some economy fish fingers if you want.

No thanks, having chicken today.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12367

We have Chilli Con Carne once a week, that's the only time we use mince (5% fat variety)
Have you any recipes for the dish which you could recommend, Mr Butt. We like it with a bit of bite.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

derwent wrote:

We have Chilli Con Carne once a week, that's the only time we use mince (5% fat variety)
Have you any recipes for the dish which you could recommend, Mr Butt. We like it with a bit of bite.

When did the bunker turn into fuckin mumsnet?

Swear to god that post is the single most boring post that’s ever been put on a message board.

Dull as fuck.

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Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2020 9:47 pm

Speak for yourself.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2020 9:47 pm

Speak for yourself.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2020 9:47 pm

Speak for yourself.

ToTheHartlepool2-0 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:08 pm **Posts:** 1333

There's a time and plaice for everything.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2020 10:06 pm

derwent wrote:

We have Chilli Con Carne once a week, that's the only time we use mince (5% fat variety)
Have you any recipes for the dish which you could recommend, Mr Butt. We like it with a bit of bite.

I made a lovely Ragu, however I imagined I was cooking for the three Amigos, Butt, Derwent and Sussex UK so I pissed in it and had to throw it away, still, such is life

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Hartleblue wrote:

Speak for yourself.

Speak for yourself

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Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

phil wrote:

Speak for yourself.

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I did

But I think I have too again

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RemotePoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am **Posts:** 597

Yubep wrote:

When did the bunker turn into fuckin mumsnet?

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so my DH says he wants 2 not be civil and criticize boris so i want to divorce AIBU?

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

derwent wrote:

We have Chilli Con Carne once a week, that's the only time we use mince (5% fat variety)
Have you any recipes for the dish which you could recommend, Mr Butt. We like it with a bit of bite.

I bet Talbot minces when he walks :teasing-tease:

born toulouse · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2020 11:00 pm

Does the homophobia help you to normalise the grooming and getting rimmed by dogs?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2020 11:19 pm

Monkeybutt wrote:

derwent wrote:

We have Chilli Con Carne once a week, that's the only time we use mince (5% fat variety)
Have you any recipes for the dish which you could recommend, Mr Butt. We like it with a bit of bite.

I bet Talbot minces when he walks :teasing-tease:

You know you are so far in the closet, you could be in Narnia
Its now it’s 2020?, you petty sneak thief

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2020 11:36 pm

Monkeybutt is a Dog Noncer?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2020 11:42 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

Monkeybutt is a Dog Noncer?

I think it’s the other way around, which speaks volumes for Monkeybutt

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2020 11:45 pm

Monkeybutt wrote:

derwent wrote:

We have Chilli Con Carne once a week, that's the only time we use mince (5% fat variety)
Have you any recipes for the dish which you could recommend, Mr Butt. We like it with a bit of bite.

I bet Talbot minces when he walks :teasing-tease:

I bet if I did you’d be all daily male, wouldn’t you, you want to,have sex with a man, don’t you?, nowt wrong with that of course, don’t deny your feelings, we would all love you more for it!

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

I won`t mince my words, you have no chance, anyway you said you had no arsehole ages go, funny how you remember stuff like that!

RemotePoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am **Posts:** 597

Monkeybutt wrote:

I won`t mince my words, you have no chance, anyway you said you had no arsehole ages go, funny how you remember stuff like that!

So you remembered the fact a male you knew had no arsehole? I see...totally makes sense...

Yours sincerely, the Bunker Gay Hiarachi.

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

misterb2001 wrote:

Monkeybutt is a Dog Noncer?

The dog was a human noncer, I was taken by surprise :animals-dog:

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

derwent wrote:

We have Chilli Con Carne once a week, that's the only time we use mince (5% fat variety)
Have you any recipes for the dish which you could recommend, Mr Butt. We like it with a bit of bite.

Enchiladas are bob on, google it, nice change from chilli.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun May 10, 2020 11:44 am

Monkeybutt wrote:

I won`t mince my words, you have no chance, anyway you said you had no arsehole ages go, funny how you remember stuff like that!

I remember it too, you generally don’t forgot rectal and bowel cancer old chap

Anyways, I’ll be the man, so to speak, if you fancy it, which you probably do, when lockdown is over, how about Me and you and the dog too, I’ll even leave a tenner on the table for you to steal, just like the good old days

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Monkeybutt wrote:

I won`t mince my words, you have no chance, anyway you said you had no arsehole ages go, funny how you remember stuff like that!

I remember it too, you generally don’t forgot rectal and bowel cancer old chap

Anyways, I’ll be the man, so to speak, if you fancy it, which you probably do, when lockdown is over, how about Me and you and the dog too, I’ll even leave a tenner on the table for you to steal, just like the good old days

I would love to you old chutney ferret but the wife said she doesn`t see enough of my button mushroom so I cannot split it`s attention sadx

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

taking the piss out of a recovering cancer patient

i'd say thats a new low for monkeybutt, but its probably an improvement.

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Yubep wrote:

taking the piss out of a recovering cancer patient

i'd say thats a new low for monkeybutt, but its probably an improvement.

How am I taking the piss flake?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun May 10, 2020 2:36 pm

Monkeybutt wrote:

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Monkeybutt wrote:

I won`t mince my words, you have no chance, anyway you said you had no arsehole ages go, funny how you remember stuff like that!

I remember it too, you generally don’t forgot rectal and bowel cancer old chap

Anyways, I’ll be the man, so to speak, if you fancy it, which you probably do, when lockdown is over, how about Me and you and the dog too, I’ll even leave a tenner on the table for you to steal, just like the good old days

I would love to you old chutney ferret but the wife said she doesn`t see enough of my button mushroom so I cannot split it`s attention sadx

Chutney Ferret, it’s as if the past three decades just passed you by

Groundbeef day.

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