He's stalking you

A woman at work was telling me that he was in Joe Rig's the other day sticking a poster up in the female toilets promoting his new hairspray!!! no bull.

no bull.
not the greatest brand name is it.

Has anyone seen those vending machines for prefume and aftershave in that he reckons will make him millions? Cheap and nasty isn't the word.

There's one in Vibes near the window (at the bar side entrance) I go in about once a week lately and i've never once seen anyone even consider using it I hazard a guess its never had a single user!!