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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Queen
PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:22 pm 
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If fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round isn't it time that the women of Hartlepool got some recognition from the Nobel prize for astrophysics?
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Is that a way of saying you’ll never be returning to the town again?

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Why are leggings the go too leg garment of rotund women with legs like corned beef?

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Mmm corned beef.

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Corned beef and onion sandwiches.

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Snowy
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Corned beef and tomato for me. :wink: vine tomatoes that is.

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Snowy
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phil wrote:
What is the "go too leg garment" of women with legs like pek?

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Had some PEK in a sandwich for the first time in a while and it tasted odd, not as nice as usual, they must have a new healthy formula meaning bland.

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thedno
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2019 6:11 pm 
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Maybe the use by date was 1919 ..not 2019.
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Kenny Bottles
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Snowy wrote:

Had some PEK in a sandwich for the first time in a while and it tasted odd, not as nice as usual, they must have a new healthy formula meaning bland.



They do indeed have a new formula, meaning cheaper than the proper stuff but at the same price.

Look for PEK ''GOLD'' if you want the real McCoy...
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Mr Irrelevant
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Snowy wrote:
Is that a way of saying you’ll never be returning to the town again?


Thats probably true. I no longer have any reason to visit Hartlepool.
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The Bryan May penned song '39 by Queen is about time dilation caused by relativity effects. Fact.
But I think you're selling the rest of Northern English women short by singling out Hartlepool.

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Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Thats probably true. I no longer have any reason to visit Hartlepool.


I was actually referring to to your survivability prospects if certain ‘wimmin’ read your comments.☠️

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