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Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

If fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round isn't it time that the women of Hartlepool got some recognition from the Nobel prize for astrophysics?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37486

Is that a way of saying you’ll never be returning to the town again?

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:12 pm

Why are leggings the go too leg garment of rotund women with legs like corned beef?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:41 pm

Mmm corned beef.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12367

Corned beef and onion sandwiches.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37486

Corned beef and tomato for me.

vine tomatoes that is.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37486

phil wrote:

What is the "go too leg garment" of women with legs like pek?

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Had some PEK in a sandwich for the first time in a while and it tasted odd, not as nice as usual, they must have a new healthy formula meaning bland.

thedno · **Posted:** Sat Dec 14, 2019 6:11 pm

Maybe the use by date was 1919 ..not 2019.

Kenny Bottles · **Posted:** Sat Dec 14, 2019 8:04 pm

Snowy wrote:

Had some PEK in a sandwich for the first time in a while and it tasted odd, not as nice as usual, they must have a new healthy formula meaning bland.

They do indeed have a new formula, meaning cheaper than the proper stuff but at the same price.

Look for PEK ''GOLD'' if you want the real McCoy...

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

Snowy wrote:

Is that a way of saying you’ll never be returning to the town again?

Thats probably true. I no longer have any reason to visit Hartlepool.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:35 pm

The Bryan May penned song '39 by Queen is about time dilation caused by relativity effects. Fact.
But I think you're selling the rest of Northern English women short by singling out Hartlepool.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37486

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Thats probably true. I no longer have any reason to visit Hartlepool.

I was actually referring to to your survivability prospects if certain ‘wimmin’ read your comments.☠️

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