Sick to fk of hearing about...

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

... that bleedin Harry Potter book that's just come out this week.

All over the telly and the Sunday papers. I've never read any of them or bothered with the films as they are kids stuff that grown adults just shouldn't be into unless they are swotting up on their kiddie knowledge ready to go grooming. Especially the freaks in the queue to buy it all dressed up.

BUT, I would really like to know the ending so that next time I come across one of these weirdos I can tell them what happens and spoil it for them. Can anybody help?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Jul 22, 2007 4:06 pm

Agree, it is all quite sad. I watched half of one of the films which is more than enough.

I think the ginger one gets killed.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22615

Behave yourself you miserable gets. The Harry Potter films are fantastic if you're a kid and perfectly watchable if you're an adult. Maybe you two should stick to one man and his dog.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Jul 22, 2007 4:26 pm

And what's wrong with OMAHD? There's skill and tradition and an appreciation of man's ability to work with nature. They get really competitive as well, those shepherds.

It used to be the only thing worth watching in the school holidays after Kickstart had finished.

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Nah, Why Don't You was the best programme in the holidays, pin.

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

whats your book recommendation then mr baptist?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:24 pm

dawlishmonkey wrote:

whats your book recommendation then mr baptist?

'The Street Cleaner'!!!! :sweeeet:

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

"Star of the Sea" by Joseph O Connor is a good book reccomendation.
Bit of a historical odssey and thriller combined on board a ship on its way to New York from Ireland during the potato famime. Well worth a read for those who might like that sort of thing

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:55 pm

A sense of freedom-Jimmy Boyle

Pretty Boy-Roy Shaw

The Guvnor-Lenny Maclean

probably my 3 favourite books :wink:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:35 pm

Behave yourself JTB. Why not focus on things that really do lower (or improve) your quality of life and that of others too.
I mean if Harry Potter is so popular it must be for a good reason, mustn't it?
Mustn't it?

katcha · **Posted:** Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:38 pm

not the type of story i like to read but the missus loves it and the films are well done and full of lil bit parts for british actors which i'm always pleased about - the kids like em too.

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

I was having a dream and I dreamt that Michael Stipe from REM had bungee jumped into a river and had got someone to cut the rope.

After I dreamt that it was on the news that some Harry Potter fan hadn't got a book and had tried to kill himself by jumping in a river.

Anyhow...never read the books, seen clips of the films but no more than two mins worth, read that bits of the film were influenced by The Smiths on instruction by JK Rowling.

Anyhow, I'm on about random bollocks here...

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:55 pm

DanielGaunt wrote:

Anyhow, I'm on about random bollocks here...

Fuck me that came as a surprise rolfl

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:16 pm

anyway let's focus on the mastermind behind all this.......a blonde, quite fit for her age author worth tens of millions. I would..................

Anyway, I reckon she could now write a script akin to an episode in Viz and people would still buy it.
She most likely has ghost writers now as well......pah, they only end up in a hole in the ground like the rest of us don't they???

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:16 pm

Dibble's quite prolific at writng stuff, what does everyone reckon?
How would the story go then?

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:06 am

'Once upon a time, there was a wizard with a pie...................' :roll:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:52 am

I'll have three copies

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:56 am

Off Tankerville Street?? Ronnie Simpson got four years for burgling the Manhattan Cafe and their Moira was done for soliciting in Newton Bewlay??

Go on..... :sweeeet:

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:06 pm

ADG wrote:

And I have just found the following: Obviously some of the names have changed.

The Bunker Presents:

In association with The Club Officials:

The Simpsons:

Starring:

Mark Simpson - Himself
Homer Simpson – Parmopoolie
Marge Simpson – Vicky Park
Bart Simpson – Salty
Lisa Simpson – Tax Dodger
Maggie Simpson – Trevor kuntz
Krusty the Clown – Poolie Kev
Bouvier, Patty – Cornelious Atweasle
Bouvier, Selma – Snowy
Santa’s Little Helper – Muttley
Mr Burns – Ken Hodcroft
Waylon Smithers – Russ Green
Wiggum, Clancy (Chief) – Mr Irrelevant
Ned Flanders – Cowboy
Hibbert, Julius (Dr) – Trimdon
Szyslak, Moe (Mr) – Codyakker
Gumble, Barney – Town End Timmy
Simpson, Abraham J – Poolpower
Sideshow Bob – Mr Ripper
Mann, Otto (Mr) AKA "Automan" – Mr Ed
Skinner, Seymour (Principal) – SBF
McClure, Troy – ECG
Itchy – Dug Out Paddy
Scratchy – Mampi Swift
Krabappel, Edna (Miss) – Poolie Chrissy
Nahasapeemapetilon, Apu (Mr) – Critical Ali
Wiggum, Ralph – Neil Manns Mullet
Quimby, 'Diamond' Joe (Mr) – Offshore Poolie
William (Mr) AKA Groundskeeper Willie – Frank Reid
Lovejoy, Timothy (Reverend) – Albatross
Comic Book Guy – Fens Poolie

I WANT A PART!!!!

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:14 pm

ADG wrote:

its two years old that.

I will get you a part though. :roll:

Thanks. Not a crappy one though!

:grin:

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:18 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Tigga wrote:

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I WANT A PART!!!!

Don't we all. :roll:

[/quote]

You've already got one!

monkeehanger · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:24 pm

Has anyone tried the make your own simpson character at http://www.simpsonsmovie.com

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:25 pm

This is me???
Well, fair enough. By Simpsons' standards he's quite a handsome guy I suppose. :sweeeet:

DerbyshirePoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:23 pm **Posts:** 90

MadJohn wrote:

John the Baptist wrote:

BUT, I would really like to know the ending so that next time I come across one of these weirdos I can tell them what happens and spoil it for them. Can anybody help?

Way too late, JB. It was released yesterday. Most of the people whose fun you want to spoil wll have already read it. :roll:

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http://www.bloggingstocks.com/2007/07/2 ... eat-sheet/

This worked a treat for me. Read it in two minutes and now if anyone starts telling me about the book I threaten them with the ending and they can't get away quick enough! rolfl

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:37 pm

Can I be the bloke who pisses in the authors ear and then shits in one of his shoes?? :grin:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36686

Pooliekev wrote:

Can I be the bloke who pisses in the authors ear and then shits in one of his shoes?? :grin:

... no change there then :wink:

grabec · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:54 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Can I be the bloke who pisses in the authors ear and then shits in one of his shoes?? :grin:

Kev, the author is a lady called Joanne.
So this is the key to your apparently random behaviour. No-one had taught you the facts of life

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:20 am

No it isn't, it's Roy Tunks Gloves, it's a fat bloke who lives up Clavering. confised

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:14 am

I still wake up screaming.

I had no idea there was that much lager in the world........ :uhoh:

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:17 am

trust you two to give away the ending :roll:

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