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Monkeybutt
 Post subject: Pumpkins
PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 11:11 am 
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Whoever first thought, hmm I'll carve a haunted theme into that sctatchinghead

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born toulouse
 Post subject: Re: Pumpkins
PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 11:17 am 
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An American who wanted to out-do the turnips that Irish immigrants were using.
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 Post subject: Re: Pumpkins
PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 11:30 am 
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Dont throw out the insides of a pumpkin, either make soup out of it or leave out for the birds. Apparently squirrels like it to so when they come down you can fire off a couple of rounds and treat yourself to a perfect winter supper of Pumpkin soup and roast Squirrel. It apparently tastes like a cross between rabbit and chicken with a slight nutty flavour.
Only shoot at grey squirrels.
Pumpkin cannot be used in the bread making process.

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born toulouse
 Post subject: Re: Pumpkins
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Is squirrel bread OK?
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Bluestreak
 Post subject: Re: Pumpkins
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born toulouse wrote:
Is squirrel bread OK?


Mr Butt or Hartleblue?

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born toulouse
 Post subject: Re: Pumpkins
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I didn't think either of them were squirrels but if I get to shoot him...
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Monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Pumpkins
PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:21 pm 
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Squirrels do not like pumpkin fact!

Pumpkin is what they do in Somerset.

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Monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Pumpkins
PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:23 pm 
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born toulouse wrote:
I didn't think either of them were squirrels but if I get to shoot him...


I'm not that way inclined, I identify as a doofer!

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 Post subject: Re: Pumpkins
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[quote="Monkeybutt"]Squirrels do not like pumpkin fact!

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 Post subject: Re: Pumpkins
PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:44 pm 
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Not evidence.

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 Post subject: Re: Pumpkins
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Monkeybutt wrote:
Not evidence.


Smoking gun?

Try your local park or church grounds.

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 Post subject: Re: Pumpkins
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Bluestreak wrote:

Smoking gun?

Try your local park or church grounds.

He could get arrested ....again.

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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: Pumpkins
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I thought they were invented by a Wayne Rooney fan.
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