That 100%

Another sarcastic reply I don't recall mentioning actual parts , just the general malaise, culminating in 2 relegations, a decline across the board and ending up playing non-league football. Its all on here, if you can be bothered to dig up some old posts going back 10 years.

The irony is, I got slaughtered for it at the time, now most on here accept the decline I predicted, started 10 years

Stop being so fucking sensitive Horden. We get it, you were right, it turned to shit. To be fair everyone could see it, it just didn't need ramming down everybody's throat all the time.

For the record, you never got slaughtered for that. People had a go at you because you refuse to be positive about anything and turned 90% of threads into political shit.

Well done Uri Gellar, predicting that a club who have been shit for 90% of their existance would have a shit spell.

"usually Directors of Football have usually achieved something in the game"
"The irony is, I got slaughtered for it at the time, now most on here accept the decline I predicted, started 10 years"

I think the short answer to your miserablist bollocks is "Shut up Ronnie, you fucking crank."

what a bunch of arseholes. I write a beautiful poem a few pets earlier. Get your heads out of your arsed and be creative you chunts

Pam, Pam, Coxhall's Mam,
Stole a club and away she ran.
Club was broke,
In a puff o' smoke,
So she fills her boots with whatever she can.

You’re no Pam Ayres but it’s respected. Anybody else want to write about how they’ve been affected?

You’re no Pam Ayres but it’s respected. Anybody else want to write about how they’ve been affected?

You’re no Pam Ayres but it’s respected. Anybody else want to write about how they’ve been affected?

Can I count that as three votes?

Treble figures Double Figures

You’re no Pam Ayres but it’s respected. Anybody else want to write about how they’ve been affected?

There once was a lady called Pam
Who got herself in a bit of a jam
She spent all the cash
And the team turned out gash
It's a good job Jeff Stelling is a fan

Change Stelling for Hignett and I reckon you're closer to what's gone on.

There once was a lady called Pam
Who said the saviour of Pools I am
But it all came unstuck
With some tales of hard luck
And the club further stuck in the mud.
She passed 'round the bucket
As the team just said fuck it.
The spirit of Brian said look young man
Do the best that you can
Get out there and win
To give up is a sin
Now I'll paint the roof
If they tell us the truth
I'll even drive the coach
And sign your man Loach
Watching over you and I don't know why
Your HUFC for fuck's sake so never day die.

It's amazing what insomnia does to you.

Makes you think of Pam at night?
Or is that what caused the insomnia?

Hang on a sec... something coming through on the ouija board ... here it is:

Well, you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"
Yes, you could say she was attractively built
Yeah, yeah, yeah

It also says Mr. I has got cloth ears.

McGonagall lives!

When the board resorts to verse,
it quickly becomes a curse .
Englsh contorted, message aborted,
it just goes from bad to worse.

And that "English" was certainly contorted ...

Losing your "aye", aye Captain?