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 Post subject: Aw! Hard Luck.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:42 pm 
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According to the Mail the doctors in glasgow recon that the torched bomber in hospital there is unlikely to survive.
What a shame.
I would love him to survive. I would want him to look in the mirror every morning
when he shaved his 3 surviving whisker follicles and see something out of a horror fillum staring back at him.
After all, that is what the maniac was attempting to inflict on a lot of innocent travellers.
Anyway if he does cock his toes and gets to paradise I can't see his seventy odd virgins wanting anything to do with the ugly GIT. They would have to be 70 VERY ODD virgins indeed.

[afterthought] Does such thoughts make me a bad person?
If so have nowt to do with me then cos I don't care.

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 Post subject: Re: Aw! Hard Luck.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:06 pm 
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just about sums it up for me an' all.

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 Post subject: Re: Aw! Hard Luck.
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I'm a well known Observer reading leftie and I cant argue with any of that at all.

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 Post subject: Re: Aw! Hard Luck.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:14 pm 
I agree completely!!!! :evil:


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MutleyRules wrote:
I agree completely!!!! :evil:


I dont, I concur instead

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 Post subject: Re: Aw! Hard Luck.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:56 pm 
gravedisorder wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
I agree completely!!!! :evil:


I dont, I concur instead


But is that 'Fully' though???? sctatchinghead :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Aw! Hard Luck.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:04 am 
cant see the point of wasting money keeping him alive, oh yes the doctors oath to preserve or save life confised im sure one of the scottish doctors would slip him a nice sleeping pill


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 Post subject: Re: Aw! Hard Luck.
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townendtimmy wrote:
cant see the point of wasting money keeping him alive, oh yes the doctors oath to preserve or save life confised im sure one of the scottish doctors would slip him a nice sleeping pill


Whats that about the doctors (hypocratic) oath. As far as I can gather the pair of them WERE doctors, and the trest of those involved were either doctors or worked in the health services. So in respects of those turds I suppose they took their own version of the doctors oath - the HIPOCRITIC oath.
I stand by what I sed at the beginning of this post. I would spend whatever it took to keep him alive then lock him up naked in a cell in Durham nick with wall to floor mirrors all round. Oh yes! - and no paracetamol or morphine to dull the pain.

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 Post subject: Re: Aw! Hard Luck.
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The treatment I would like to give him, would be to drop him into a bath full of salt and vinegar........make that boiling vinegar.........

Does anybody know the boiling point of vinegar incidentally? sctatchinghead

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I do.....it's 100.6 degrees...god im bored yawn1

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Has anybody ever tried to boil spunk?

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John the Baptist wrote:
Has anybody ever tried to boil man wee?


what other wee would you prefair to boil like?

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 Post subject: Re: Aw! Hard Luck.
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I didn't type "man wee". :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: Aw! Hard Luck.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:46 pm 
What's the freezing point of fanny batter??

I reckon in Whitley Bay it's about minus 50, 'cos about six bewers up there go out sharing one outfit in November. :roll: :roll:

Y'knaa... :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Aw! Hard Luck.
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I had a wee boil once. More than once in fact. Heffin painful.

By the way Mr. M.T's Head Bandage, if your gonna boil those guys in salt & vinnigar how about throwing a few chips in there with them?

99 lashes with a red hot chip would not be out of order would it?
You could invite your friends to join in.

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