i did manage to insult a lot of people didn't I?!
ah well, thats what its therefor innit!

did u sdell your vam

more im poprtantly did i buy it?

be ccccccoz wif the sons weddding on sat io can not afford id unlesds it floatsd or can be used for the bridew?

no + no edward!


oh yeah chip, its not salty is a puff, its salty is a sexgod ok?!

did anyone see the guy on the news last night from saltburn who found a fish fossil on the beach, he did not sound very bright at all. im sur mr salty is from the educated part of town

goes without saying Timothy...

standards must be low in that case!

I wish that "yawning" smiley had made an appearance.

he's just f ucking lucky he's heads still intact!!
wheres the Romans when you need em?

speaking of country yokels
i seem to remember a story of Saltyburn a while back
when some one put weed killer in the bowser that they used to water the hanging baskets
and of course the Brittain in bloom team were due to call at any moment

know anything abut this jolly jape mr folk singer?

heard about it yes, but it weren't me honest guv...it was them bastads from scarbro or somewhere else - maybe even hartlepool if they'd entered the britain in bloom contest....erm,yeah...they were dead as a weed when its dead

now they're tended to by an idiot with a geetar and he's a good lad its in the bag this year!

altho I fail to see the big excitement about a bunch of flowers myself

Flowers are just the sexual organs of a vegetable.

Remember that next time your lass is blarting about not getting any flowers on anniversaries/birthdays/mothers day/valentines day/any other American manufactured spend fest.

It's a great leveller. Buy her a mop.

At least it won't die next day.

You might like, but hey, what are we here for??