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Mr Irrelevant
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:39 pm 
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Have you got a match ?
not since Errol Flynn died.
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Have you got a match??
Your face and my arse......
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Montpoolier
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Pooliekev wrote:
I thought it was:

Have you got a match??
Your face and my arse......

True, but it's too easy to get that the wrong way round if you don't pay attention!
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