I have just spotted Danny Wilson heading towards the marina from the Vic, on his phone, he was wearing a nice shirt it was about half an hour ago.

Signing imminent?

Or was he just going for some tea?

We don't know and maybe never will but what does grave disorder make of our manager leaving the Vic before four o'clock while other clubs are signing players? He really has took the piss this summer first he goes on holiday, now this..... I bet Fergie is still at Old Trafford trying to sign Tevez and I have on good authority that he's never been on holiday EVER.

Or was Danny going to meet a player with an 's' in his name? Has Scottish lad from Hull signed for anyone yet?

I can confirm I was walking my Dog.

Well a taxi driver told me that he picked up somebody in a tracksuit earlier who was accompanied by a man in a spiv-ish suit and dropped them both off somewhere near Morrisons although he said he was sworn to secrecy about the exact location.

They'd probably be going to Asda's.

WTF? Why have a go at me, what i said got taken totally out of context as you know (or I hope you know).

ps, I hope he is on flexi time if he clocks off that early!

I was only joking mate!!

My theory is that he is going to meet Juninho in a secret location anyway so he is in fact clocking in some overtime As he should after wasting all that time on a beach

I did read on rivals someone linking us to Juninho didn't I? Or am I going totally mad!? Another random one today; Liverpools Anthony Le Tallac Do you reckon we where ever in the race for Torres?

Where do these rumours come from?