Keith Watson apparently signs

RichyHpool · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:40 pm

According to St Johnstone twitter he has joined us, 27 y old defender who I'm sure is a bloody right back!!

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:45 pm

can play centre back too

johnjo · **Joined:** Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:57 pm **Posts:** 321

Might be replacement for Richards we needed a third choice right back

johnjo · **Joined:** Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:57 pm **Posts:** 321

Sorry fourth choice behind Magnay,Donnelly and I forgot Richardson

Dalton'sHaircut · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 1013

It's a position in the squad which is ridiculously weak unless you have 5 or 6 options. Have none of you learnt anything about football yet.

Sorry Chip that's an outrageous suggestion that we can't slag players off who haven't even officially joined the club. Honestly the worlds gone mad, too many soft hearted liberals wait until after 5 minutes of a friendly. Doing it based on a rumour is much more manly

RichyHpool · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:13 pm

I've heard of him, I follow Scottish football quite a lot, no idea what he's like though!!

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Watson_(footballer)

I think he could be perfect for Pools.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

RichyHpool wrote:

I've heard of him, I follow Scottish football quite a lot, no idea what he's like though!!

Why do you follow Scottish football?

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Seagull, Seagull, Seagull. · **Joined:** Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:44 pm **Posts:** 477

Yubep wrote:

RichyHpool wrote:

I've heard of him, I follow Scottish football quite a lot, no idea what he's like though!!

Why do you follow Scottish football?

Why do we follow pools (I increasingly ask myself...)

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poolieboydave · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:52 pm

You guys:

"He is experienced in cutting out those pesky diagonal long balls and a master of the self serve til in Asdas and Morrison's, where he has been known to put through a large salad as a medium on more than one occasion."

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

I've started to develop a twitch due to the seemingly limitless times the right back bollocks is trotted out on here.

It's on a par with the Mellish and Howard dogshit.

Just fucking stop it.

All of you.

Thanks.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

shilts wrote:

I've started to develop a twitch due to the seemingly limitless times the right back bollocks is trotted out on here.

It's on a par with the Mellish and Howard dogshit.

Just fucking stop it.

All of you.

Thanks.

What you have for dinner?

johnjo · **Joined:** Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:57 pm **Posts:** 321

Nobody's slagging him off just pointing out that he is recorded as mainly a right back.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

shilts wrote:

I've started to develop a twitch due to the seemingly limitless times the right back bollocks is trotted out on here.

It's on a par with the Mellish and Howard dogshit.

Just fucking stop it.

All of you.

Thanks.

What you have for dinner?

Bought a sandwich from one of the local shops who do very decent sarnies let me tell you.

It was a tuna mayo with salad on ciabatta. No onion though. Didn't want to run the risk of onion breath. I work with women who are a bit funny about bad breath.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:07 pm

shilts wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

shilts wrote:

I've started to develop a twitch due to the seemingly limitless times the right back bollocks is trotted out on here.

It's on a par with the Mellish and Howard dogshit.

Just fucking stop it.

All of you.

Thanks.

What you have for dinner?

Bought a sandwich from one of the local shops who do very decent sarnies let me tell you.

It was a tuna mayo with salad on ciabatta. No onion though. Didn't want to run the risk of onion breath. I work with women who are a bit funny about bad breath.

Feta and grilled peppers is lovely on Ciabatta.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Yubep wrote:

RichyHpool wrote:

I've heard of him, I follow Scottish football quite a lot, no idea what he's like though!!

Why do you follow Scottish football?

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It's quite interesting that our focus has turned towards Scotland actually in our quest for an experienced centre half or one who can go 90 minutes without a biblical fuck up irregardless of age or even a striker who might try a leg and score a goal. Especially as the players we are being linked to are from the SPL, I reckon it's much harder to get loan players from when you are out of the League and top flight clubs are less willing to loan to The National League but we can obviously match what fairly established lads are earning in Scotland.

Taking all of that into consideration I quite fancy Celtic for the SPL title this season.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

Not a massive cheese fan Mr Butt and whilst I like a pepper, it would never see a grill in my house.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

PJPoolie wrote:

Yubep wrote:

RichyHpool wrote:

I've heard of him, I follow Scottish football quite a lot, no idea what he's like though!!

Why do you follow Scottish football?

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It's quite interesting that our focus has turned towards Scotland actually in our quest for an experienced centre half or replacement striker or just one who can go 90 minutes without a biblical fuck up irregardless of age or even try a leg and score s goal. Especially as the players we are being linked to are from the SPL, I reckon it's much harder to get loan players when you are out of the League and top flight clubs are less willing to loan to The National League but we can obviously match what fairly established lads are earning in Scotland.

Is irregardless even a word Mr PJ?

I might expect one of our friends from over the pond to use such a word but not over here, hell no.

RichyHpool · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:30 pm

My dad is Scottish (but a pools fan of 40 years) so I've just always followed Scottish footy. I must favour the underdog as I support the Scotland national team as well.
I was also not knocking Watson just that he's a right back, if he plays centre half then that's fair enough..... If we sign him of course!.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

You can never have enough right backs though Shilts irregardless if it was too soon for Steve Howard's return but at least we've held onto Jordan Mellish.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

PJPoolie wrote:

You can never have enough right backs though Shilts irregardless if it was too soon for Steve Howard's return but at least we've held onto Jordan Mellish.

Fuck me, I'm shaking like a shitting dog.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

shilts wrote:

I've started to develop a twitch due to the seemingly limitless times the right back bollocks is trotted out on here.

It's on a par with the Mellish and Howard dogshit.

Just fucking stop it.

All of you.

Thanks.

If you want serious chat delete the internet

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yloop · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:51 pm

Right Borts.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

Yubep wrote:

shilts wrote:

I've started to develop a twitch due to the seemingly limitless times the right back bollocks is trotted out on here.

It's on a par with the Mellish and Howard dogshit.

Just fucking stop it.

All of you.

Thanks.

If you want serious chat delete the internet

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Yeah because right backs, Mellish and Howard is comedy gold. Even at the seven millionth time.

And anyway, I can't delete the internet until I've ruined it for everyone.

Pfft.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

What's your thoughts on 2-0 leads Shilts?

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

What's your thoughts on 2-0 leads Shilts?

Go for a third

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Rochdale

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Harrison describes him as a leader, I know it's just manager speak justifying a new signing but no one can argue we haven't been lacking one. Not sure how fit he is but I'd throw him straight in as Donnelly hasn't filled me with any more confidence than Harrison or Laing so far.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Rochdale

Fight me

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2017 10:49 am

Looks like the end for Mellish then... Good luck in future Jordan.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Won't believe it until it's announced he's left

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The Bishop · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:31 pm

Is this him, looks skatey!

Keith Watson apparently signs

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