Question about Hartlepool

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

well in that case I hope god strikes you down, you athiest bitch.

silvershine · **Joined:** Thu May 30, 2013 5:54 pm **Posts:** 19

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

well in that case I hope god strikes you down, you athiest bitch.

You have serious issues.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

You've noticed.

I also have serious piles as well.

Fatty eats roadkill · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2013 7:27 am

Of course they've got issues. They follow Hartlepool when everyone knows the best team in County Durham is us bbolt

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Fucking hell a loid on a Pools board at 7 in the morning. Now thats obsession.

Fatty eats roadkill · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2013 7:44 am

Ours is a bit quiet at the moment and I'm bored at work so I thought I'd see how the other relegated half are doing

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

The other relegated half?

Are you wired wrong?

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Anyway cant talk now to you weird freaks, got to go to work, and sit in traffic for half an hour. And then watch some cricket.

Oh and keep an eye on the golf. Going to be a busy day.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Fatty eats roadkill wrote:

Ours is a bit quiet at the moment and I'm bored at work so I thought I'd see how the other relegated half are doing

When do the fixtures take place in the Prit Stick league Saturday or Sunday mornings? Or straight after school?

Fatty has worse patter than Sussex, I don't even think that's possible.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2013 8:53 am

I think everybody is being a bit harsh on Free Transfer, it must be hard to cope with constantly contradicting yourself even when you try very hard not to. His life must be full of incidents like this:

Free Transfer enters chip shop:

Chip shop owner: Hello, fish and chips?

FT: I hate chips, never eat them.

CSO: Just fish then?

FT: I don't support or condone fish in anyway.

CSO: Why are you here then?

FT: Give me my fish and chips now.

CSO: So you do like fish and chips then.

FT: I never said that, I don't like them but at least they are a form of food so give me them anyway.

CSO: Are you sure? Why would you buy food you don't like when there are loads of other shops and take-aways around? You must like them really.

FT: No I don't. Joe Mac has just come in and he knows that I only eat hummus and pitta bread, he'll back me up.

Joe Mac: To be fair I've only met you a couple of times at football, I don't know what you like to eat.

FT: I'll remember that. You could have stuck up for me and you didn't, you'll be sorry.

JM: Are you threatening me?

FT: No, I didn't threaten anybody.

CSO: Yes you did.

FT: Oh hang on I did, didn't I? Sorry Joe, now you give my fish.

CSO: You said you didn't like fish.

FT: No I didn't, come outside and say that to my face.

CSO: Are you threatening me now?

FT: No but I wouldn't put up with that from anybody so come outside and say it to my face and see what happens.

CSO: That was another threat.

FT: No it wasn't, where did I threaten anybody? I never said I will knack you so it isn't a threat.

And so on...

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2013 9:03 am

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Is he banned then?

And is this woman a regular then?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

He deserves banning for a doing a terrible mother related insult/joke.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2013 9:32 am

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

And is this woman a regular then?

Just be polite, try not to bite, and we might see if she's all right.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Yubep wrote:

He deserves banning for a doing a terrible mother related insult/joke.

He deserves banning for being a ginger Loid.

Send the bugger back, send the bugger back.

Fatty eats roadkill · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2013 9:38 am

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

The other relegated half?

Are you wired wrong?

Us and you lot = day and night, ying and yang. We all miss each other. therethere

Compo · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2013 9:40 am

I miss the Darlo unfortunately your not that team anymore and your club website history section should be labelled fiction.

qwerty keyboard · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2013 9:50 am

Hindu tranny from London and a Loid living on Bishop Cuthbert. What is this Forum becoming?

I thought the 2nd rule of the Bunker is don't feed the trolls.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

I see there's not many got around the trawl swearfilter.. Maybe a "trawl" is a better name for hem as they are fishing after all !

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

the novelty of him being a darlo fan living in hartlepool has wore off now.

I know who he is now aswell i got a fb message off him yonks ago to play footy for us.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2013 10:08 am

offshorepoolie wrote:

I see there's not many got around the trawl swearfilter.. Maybe a "trawl" is a better name for hem as they are fishing after all !

Exactly, Mr Offshore. There'd be no problem with the T word if it wasn't constantly misused.

Fatty eats roadkill · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2013 10:09 am

Cut him some slack mr chip. Being one of gods chosen few living where he does would send all right minded people insane.

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2013 10:48 am

Well this is all very playground.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

The word that was used a long time ago in a faraway place that was the bunker is rivalistic

parmo · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2013 11:21 am

Chip Fireball wrote:

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Personally, I find Hindu women nothing but a load of grief.

To be fair mate, you have managed to find women of most races and religions that have give you grief. It's kind of what they do.

they all habe one thing in common

they is women

That is the problem

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:17 pm

He has got special needs. He needs a slap, so give him a special one.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Lets hope this 'bird' got the answers she was looking for.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:00 pm

Wonder how this lass is doing?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:16 pm

probably drunk :naughty:

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:27 pm

If that was a real lass then I am a Giant.

free_transfer · **Posted:** Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:30 pm

the hypocrite wrote:

Chrissy Stevo wrote:

Well this is all very playground.

Was gonna give him a slap mate but think he might have special needs. Not joking bout that either he seriuosly looks like he got something wrong with him.

Forgot about this thread...just off anyway lads, the special bus is here to pick me up bbolt

parmo · **Posted:** Sat Oct 19, 2013 1:00 pm

I'm not sure whether it's better for the OP's to be ignored completely - but if we get a good old bunker opinion/ joke/piss take fest then it's deffo worth it!!!!!

silvershine · **Joined:** Thu May 30, 2013 5:54 pm **Posts:** 19

I'm doing well, thanks. I've not had any racism whatsoever and everyone's been lovely to me in Hartlepool (well except some of the people on this forum) but yeah I am really happy I chose to study there and Sunderland is really nice and friendly too.

silvershine · **Joined:** Thu May 30, 2013 5:54 pm **Posts:** 19

Yubep wrote:

Lets hope this 'bird' got the answers she was looking for.

Did you even see my image? You're so rude! I'm sure you're not exactly Brad Pitt yourself are you :razz:

silvershine · **Joined:** Thu May 30, 2013 5:54 pm **Posts:** 19

Compo wrote:

If that was a real lass then I am a Giant.

I am a 'lass' thanks, no one has ever told me that I don't look like one in my life, in fact people usually compliment me on my appearance..not that I'm being big headed or anything, but that's the truth.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Oct 19, 2013 5:34 pm

File under 'Loid crank'...

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Sat Oct 19, 2013 5:40 pm

Some Loids have far too much time on their hands.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:14 pm

They were all getting a fatty on about their MASSIVE cup tie today against Buxton (?)

Which was set to net them 2 grand prize money :angry-screaming:

...until Buxted equalised in the closing minutes. clappp

...my fooking ribs etc :laugh:

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

Well I never,

I never knew the actress and singer Venessa Hudgens was interested in coming to Hartlepool.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanessa_Hudgens

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:27 am

Free Transfer made a right prick of himself here like.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:51 pm

He was an absolute tosser, he was very pro edl and after all that nonsense he wanted me to back him up that he was an alright lad... even though I'd literally met him once for about 15 seconds.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:59 pm

Think at one point he said "I'll remember this next time I see you Joe"... or some weird threat like that.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Thu Aug 17, 2017 3:51 pm

The first picture....I would! bbolt

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