Just need a wipe and ready to go, one or two pages a little stiff but if you place over a pan of boiling water they come apart, so to speak

I was in Gillens Shop in Clavering the other week I was quite surprised to see they still sell porn mags. Seriously who buys them these days? It can only be nostalgia fans purchasing them to leave in undergrowth for excited schoolboys to find, I bet the youth of today wouldn't even appreciate it the ungrateful buggers.

My mam found a stash under my brothers bed when we were 15 and 13, he being the younger and she went bat shit crazy, I didn`t even know he had them and we shared a room and I never heard him tugging on the one eyed milk dispenser

The bread delivery man who visited my store daily brought a Danish fetish mag in once, it opened my eyes to the weird world of porn.

Too easy!!! Is that where you got a taste for warm milk????????

I liked the League of Gentlemen definition by the frog crazy mad Uncle "Sticky white love piss"

Would that be a local drink for local people?

Does anyone know the person who bought them first hand though?

Aye, my uncle who lived in Peterlee. Purely didn't give a fuck, he'd lift them off the shelf, have a gander then stroll to the counter as bold as brash and pay for them.. along with sweets or pop for me and my cousins.

Very bloody strange.