A mob with burning torches, pitch forks and rotten fruit is urgently required to partake in leaving celebrations at a local stadium.
Experience of burning vampires castles, crowd co-ordinated chanting and general exorcism is desired, but willing applicants with the right attitude will find a place on our team.
We are an equal opportunity mob and welcome applications from across the pitch forks and burning torch community spectrum.
It you see your future with us, simply turn up at where the smoke/chanting is coming from and demonstrate your abilities to one of our co-ordinators.
Vacancies are also available due to expansion in our Wicker Man subsidiary to meet increased demand at this time of year for Wicker Chairman.
City and Guilds in 'Setting fire to Big Wooden Things' parts 1/34 is essential.

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