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 Post subject: Have a guess???
PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:09 am 
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Who does this LinkedIn profile belong to???

Clue: He murdered our club, then fooked off. rakxe


My business background is one that has taken me on a very colourful and challenging journey so far, ensuring that I have been regularly out of my comfort zone, so much so that being out of my comfort zone has become my comfort zone. And I've absolutely loved it!

Who doesn't love a challenge...?

Ranging from integrating as a junior employee within a multi-departmental corporation to running and growing businesses I have developed my personal skills to be able to adapt to any environment which has allowed me to understand individuals, especially what it is that makes them individual. This background and skillset has ensured that I excel in a commercial environment, having sold to and grown services in many sectors, in various countries across the globe.

My specialist sectors are particularly wide and varied, from Company Formations to Recruitment, from Property to Construction and trade services. Commercially, I have led teams and have had the responsibility of;

* Mergers
* Acquisitions
* Recruitment campaigns
* Sports negotiation
* Contract proposal/drafting
* Pre-sales negotiation
* Partnership identification
* Partnership development
* Tendering
* Charitable concepts

Although I have a varied background, I also retain a dedication to remain personable and never be false under any circumstances, it's something I believe has, and always will, alienate people - to lose your individuality and become too mechanical. It is something that has kept me in good stead so far and hopefully will continue to do so in the future.

Goal-wise, I try not to set myself too many unachievable targets, I prefer to remain realistic and keep my feet on the ground, however my main aim is to be happy, comfortable and to play as much golf as possible - is 6 times per week too much?!

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 Post subject: Re: Have a guess???
PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:15 am 
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A typical linkedin profile like a lot of them on there, of people who think they are special but like the description above, dont actually say anything about what they have actually done.

Just about 200 words of worthless drivel.

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 Post subject: Re: Have a guess???
PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:21 am 
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Vacuous waffle.


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 Post subject: Re: Have a guess???
PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:28 am 
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A few of us pointed this out at the time. At a stretch I may have put him in one of my teams at work on a low risk project to trial him out, somehow football's fit and proper test mean a someone like this can come in and takeover a £3M turnover business just like that. Crackers


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 Post subject: Re: Have a guess???
PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:52 am 
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Steve Howard or Mickey Barron

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 Post subject: Re: Have a guess???
PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 11:19 am 
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alleztfc wrote:
Who does this LinkedIn profile belong to???




Goal-wise, I try not to set myself too many unachievable targets, I prefer to remain realistic and keep my feet on the ground


Is it Jan Budtz?

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 Post subject: Re: Have a guess???
PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 1:33 pm 
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Although Coxall was a chancer lets not forget the main culprit in all of this - Goldberg / Arber.


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 Post subject: Re: Have a guess???
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Not the actor Christopher Timothy either, but he should be pilloried on LinkedIn and other forums for the shyster that he is...

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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 1:36 pm 
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He and his cohorts, John...

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 Post subject: Re: Have a guess???
PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:07 pm 
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alleztfc wrote:
My business background is one that has taken me on a very colourful and challenging journey so far, (I got the bus) ensuring that I have been regularly out of my comfort zone(Essex), so much so that being out of my comfort zone has become my comfort zone (I'm Making this nonsense up). And I've absolutely loved it! (I hate it)

Who doesn't love a challenge...? (I, just like making easy money from Mugs)

Ranging from integrating as a junior employee(spoke to co workers) within a multi-departmental corporation(part time job in a supermarket) to running and growing businesses (debateable however may have watered plants in a Garden Centre) I have developed my personal skills to be able to adapt to any environment (to make a quick buck come rain or sunshine) which has allowed me to understand individuals(and how to exploit them), especially what it is that makes them individual (gullible). This background and skillset has ensured that I excel in a commercial environment raking it in at the mo suckers), having sold to and grown services (working in a garden centre) in many sectors (checkout and warehouse) (2 towns in Essex), in various countries(Counties!, Essex and Durham) across the globe (you know the one you open and has booze inside).

My specialist sectors are particularly wide and varied, from Company Formations(hee hee) to Recruitment(not Footballers unfortunately), from Property to Construction( anyone fancy a house/luxury appartment at the Vic?) and trade services(will sell footballers). Commercially, I have led teams (to relegation!) and have had the (no)responsibility of;


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Need this go on????? alledgedly?????

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