Pooliekev location mystery

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:16 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

SaigonSaddler wrote:

You should hack your way from Singapore to Hong Kong overland like I am going to do in a couple of weeks :sweeeet:

Are you calling near me, Mr Saddler?? I still owe you a kicking for the overzealous celebrations.

And a pint naturally. Save you a night in a hotel. :wink:

Where are you exactly? I have a mate to see in HK, so if I get the chance I'll pop over to say hello :wink:

Photos of trophy optional

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:28 am

Nanning, if you're coming through Hanoi you'll cross the border at Ping Xiang and unless you do the coastal route the main road goes to Nanning. There's a twice daily bus for about 120 yuen or 70,000,000 dongs if the inflation rate is still in the thousands.

You can stick your fookin' trophy up yer arse........

:roll:

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:52 am

Pooliekev wrote:

Nanning, if you're coming through Hanoi you'll cross the border at Ping Xiang and unless you do the coastal route the main road goes to Nanning. There's a twice daily bus for about 120 yuen or 70,000,000 dongs if the inflation rate is still in the thousands.

You can stick your fookin' trophy up yer arse........

:roll:

In that case, it could well be on, I'll let you know nearer the time but I plan to leave the UK around 20th June and stay until around the 20th August. I haven't booked any flights yet though.....

(Now 700,000,000 Dong on the bus! That's almost 3 quid!)

I won't mention the trophy again then

:wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37289

...actually he's in a time share in Skegness, above the 'Oriental Bloom' Chinese takeaway and does the 'deriveries' 'Anywhere in Skegness in 4 minutes, that's his motto! :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:05 pm

Snowy wrote:

...actually he's in a time share in Skegness, above the 'Oriental Bloom' Chinese takeaway and does the 'deriveries' 'Anywhere in Skegness in 4 minutes, that's his motto! :wink:

Ahem!!!! Order in the cheap seats!! :evil:

AnyONE in Skegness in four minutes, I'll have you know. :evil:

And that includes taking me socks off..... :wink:

Hey, I'm posh me, I'm not a slag.......... :roll:

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:44 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Snowy wrote:

...actually he's in a time share in Skegness, above the 'Oriental Bloom' Chinese takeaway and does the 'deriveries' 'Anywhere in Skegness in 4 minutes, that's his motto! :wink:

Ahem!!!! Order in the cheap seats!! :evil:

AnyONE in Skegness in four minutes, I'll have you know. :evil:

And that includes taking me socks off..... :wink:

Hey, I'm posh me, I'm not a slag.......... :roll:

My illusions are shattered! :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37289

if it's breathing or still warm he'll try and 'arouse' it.... :laugh:

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:18 am

Snowy wrote:

if it's breathing or still warm he'll try and 'arouse' it.... :laugh:

How?

Any techniques welcomed cos this goat I'm 'enlivening' is giving me NOTHING!!!

:evil:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:38 am

SaigonSaddler wrote:

Snowy wrote:

if it's breathing or still warm he'll try and 'arouse' it.... :laugh:

How?

Any techniques welcomed cos this goat I'm 'enlivening' is giving me NOTHING!!!

:evil:

Shove a jalapeno up it's ar............

What?? WHAT???? :shock:

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:32 am

Pooliekev wrote:

SaigonSaddler wrote:

Snowy wrote:

if it's breathing or still warm he'll try and 'arouse' it.... :laugh:

How?

Any techniques welcomed cos this goat I'm 'enlivening' is giving me NOTHING!!!

:evil:

Shove a jalapeno up it's ar............

What?? WHAT???? :shock:

That's better, I think I've broken it in now! :sweeeet:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:19 am

Smart. I'll give 'em nanny state!! :evil:

When are you passing this way again??

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:21 pm

How come Mr Saigon is always swanning off to these exotic-sounding countries? rage

How does he do it? has he no job/no commitments? Where does he get funding etc etc. You'd think he might give us a clue

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:52 pm

grabec wrote:

How come Mr Saigon is always swanning off to these exotic-sounding countries? rage

How does he do it? has he no job/no commitments? Where does he get funding etc etc. You'd think he might give us a clue

I'm a student, having just finished another public funded course in teaching. Cheers for your ongoing PAYE contributions folks!

And I used to teach English out there, quite lucrative considering the outgoings:

Food = 20p
Accom = 30 quid/month
Girls = 5-13 quid for 'long time'
Beer = 60p
Transport = cheap

I'm going back for a holiday, all this studying is really hard graft! :razz:

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:25 pm

Can anyone (Kev) recommend any cheap flights out East?

OPtions so far include 487 with BA to HK
:wink:

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:14 pm

Booked!

£486 with Air New Zealand, entering Hong Kong airspace on 22nd June (man the flak-towers)

Leaving again on 22nd August.....

Hacking my way through Southern China, Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore....

clappp

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:45 pm

SaigonSaddler wrote:

grabec wrote:

How come Mr Saigon is always swanning off to these exotic-sounding countries? rage

How does he do it? has he no job/no commitments? Where does he get funding etc etc. You'd think he might give us a clue

I'm a student, having just finished another public funded course in teaching. Cheers for your ongoing PAYE contributions folks!

And I used to teach English out there, quite lucrative considering the outgoings:

Food = 20p
Accom = 30 quid/month
Girls = 5-13 quid for 'long time'
Beer = 60p
Transport = cheap

I'm going back for a holiday, all this studying is really hard graft! :razz:

You were robbed!!

:laugh:

meat pie · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:46 pm

Mr SaigonSaddler sir!!

Have a safe trip, I'm sure Poolie Kev will look after you if you meet up clappp

I'm sitting here just watching the clock sloooowly approach 5 o'clock then I'm off out of here :grin:

Take it easy

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:51 pm

meat pie wrote:

Mr SaigonSaddler sir!!

Have a safe trip, I'm sure Poolie Kev will look after you if you meet up clappp

I'm sitting here just watching the clock sloooowly approach 5 o'clock then I'm off out of here :grin:

Take it easy

Cheers mate!

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:58 pm

SaigonSaddler wrote:

meat pie wrote:

Mr SaigonSaddler sir!!

Have a safe trip, I'm sure Poolie Kev will look after you if you meet up clappp

I'm sitting here just watching the clock sloooowly approach 5 o'clock then I'm off out of here :grin:

Take it easy

Cheers mate!

watch out for the cock roaches though rolfl

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:46 pm

townendtimmy wrote:

SaigonSaddler wrote:

meat pie wrote:

Mr SaigonSaddler sir!!

Have a safe trip, I'm sure Poolie Kev will look after you if you meet up clappp

I'm sitting here just watching the clock sloooowly approach 5 o'clock then I'm off out of here :grin:

Take it easy

Cheers mate!

watch out for the cock roaches though rolfl

I lived out there for 5 years mate, I AM a cockroach now :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:46 am

I haven't seen one since that one I flushed down the lavvy on Sunday. Hopefully it's mates saw it bruised and covered in shit and nashed off elsewhere. Mrs Kev pulled the washer out yesterday to clean behind it and I retreated to the front balcony while she did so just so I didn't get under her feet. :wink:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22659

It's gonna be frightening if you're a slit eye. The t biggest perverts in message board history are going to be in the same town together. I'm calling CNN.

ChunkyMonkey · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:59 pm **Posts:** 569

For future reference, I was sent this the other day for cheap air fares and hotels.

http://www.globalguidebook.net/airfare

Dunno if it's any good like!

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:16 am

Mr I wrote:

It's gonna be frightening if you're a slit eye. The t biggest perverts in message board history are going to be in the same town together. I'm calling CNN.

You'd be better off calling the CSPCA................ :sweeeet:

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:14 am

Mr I wrote:

It's gonna be frightening if you're a slit eye. The t biggest perverts in message board history are going to be in the same town together. I'm calling CNN.

Can't wait! Drool! :razz:

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:17 am

Any advice on things to see and do on the road from HK to Nanning? There seem to be two main roads, one through the mountains looks the most direct.....I'll probably take at least one break along the way.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:37 am

SaigonSaddler wrote:

Any advice on things to see and do on the road from HK to Nanning? There seem to be two main roads, one through the mountains looks the most direct.....I'll probably take at least one break along the way.

Guangzhou is OK, bit commercial but there's at least a footy team there with a decent stadium right in the centre of the city. There's a bit of a music scene there as well, mainly soft rock, but there's someone on most nights somewhere. Lots of night clubs but they all seem to be either cabaret or 'techno.' Lost of Koreans and Vietnamese, watch your pockets

If you're going up through the mountains, Guilin is class, have a river cruise and take your camera, or make your way to Yang Shuo about 40 mins by bus (every twenty mins or so) which is great, stay off West Street though for food and booze and any fookin thing as they've seen the Yankee dollar and charge through the nose. For a hotel up there, go up the 'ancient street' off West St, turn up beside the toothless hag selling flip flops, and there's about four places at 4 quid a night. DON'T pay any more than 10 yuen for a beer. Find the Buffalo Bar for happy hour (noon 'til 8pm!!) and decent music.

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:13 am

Pooliekev wrote:

SaigonSaddler wrote:

Any advice on things to see and do on the road from HK to Nanning? There seem to be two main roads, one through the mountains looks the most direct.....I'll probably take at least one break along the way.

Guangzhou is OK, bit commercial but there's at least a footy team there with a decent stadium right in the centre of the city. There's a bit of a music scene there as well, mainly soft rock, but there's someone on most nights somewhere. Lots of night clubs but they all seem to be either cabaret or 'techno.' Lost of Koreans and Vietnamese, watch your pockets

If you're going up through the mountains, Guilin is class, have a river cruise and take your camera, or make your way to Yang Shuo about 40 mins by bus (every twenty mins or so) which is great, stay off West Street though for food and booze and any fookin thing as they've seen the Yankee dollar and charge through the nose. For a hotel up there, go up the 'ancient street' off West St, turn up beside the toothless hag selling flip flops, and there's about four places at 4 quid a night. DON'T pay any more than 10 yuen for a beer. Find the Buffalo Bar for happy hour (noon 'til 8pm!!) and decent music.

Class mate, cheers, exactly what I needed to know! :wink:

turn up beside the toothless hag selling flip flops rolfl

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37289

You want a cheap flight...if I can find out where the warheads are programmed for I could do you a very cheap flight with Trident Air..... :evil:

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:54 pm

Question for Kev:

Can I get a Vietnamese visa in Nanning? I'm assuming the pound is transferable in that neck of the woods too. :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:10 pm

SaigonSaddler wrote:

Question for Kev:

Can I get a Vietnamese visa in Nanning? I'm assuming the pound is transferable in that neck of the woods too. :wink:

Mr Saddler I have today collected my and Mrs Kev's passports from the Nanning Vietnamese Consulate. 400 Yuen (28 quid) and a three working day turnaround. We have 'our people' on exchange rates, very favourable, pound sterling welcome.

Just don't say the fookin 'm' word, or you are sesame toast. :evil:

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:10 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

SaigonSaddler wrote:

Question for Kev:

Can I get a Vietnamese visa in Nanning? I'm assuming the pound is transferable in that neck of the woods too. :wink:

Mr Saddler I have today collected my and Mrs Kev's passports from the Nanning Vietnamese Consulate. 400 Yuen (28 quid) and a three working day turnaround. We have 'our people' on exchange rates, very favourable, pound sterling welcome.

Just don't say the fookin 'm' word, or you are sesame toast. :evil:

Cheers mate, meth...... I think that is excellent! clappp

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:31 am

Hi there,

Currently in Macau, but.....

Just booked a flight to Singapore for 40 quid so the plan is to work my way north up from there. Will get to China but in about 6-7 weeks.

Soz if this is a hassle, as no doubt you have been a hive of activity preparing all sorts of dancing girls etc for my visit.

Ps is a china visa REALLY 40 quid! refyellow

Cheers
Matt :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:40 am

Macau eh?? With a good wind I could meg on yer from here. taz

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No, a Chinese visa shouldn't be 40 quid unless you've got multi-entry on it. Single entry is about 26 quid but it might depend where you're applying I suppose.

I got chucked out of Vietnam last night. I've been chucked out of a lot of places but never an entire country. Fookin' third world tin pot inflation-wracked dictatorship, they can shove it up their arse. refred

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:15 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

I got chucked out of Vietnam last night. I've been chucked out of a lot of places but never an entire country. Fookin' third world tin pot inflation-wracked dictatorship, they can shove it up their arse. refred

DIdn't the same thing happen to Gary Glitter? confised

He had to work on it, it was effortless for me. :evil:

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:06 am

Pooliekev wrote:

Macau eh?? With a good wind I could meg on yer from here. taz

.

No, a Chinese visa shouldn't be 40 quid unless you've got multi-entry on it. Single entry is about 26 quid but it might depend where you're applying I suppose.

I got chucked out of Vietnam last night. I've been chucked out of a lot of places but never an entire country. Fookin' third world tin pot inflation-wracked dictatorship, they can shove it up their arse. refred

How on earth did you manage that?

Personally I dislike Vietnam and the Vietnamese, they are rude.

The truth is I didn't want to go through Vietnam before relaxing in Malaysia, Thailand and Cambodia. When in that chilled state I can handle the Vietnamese 'culture' but I don't think I could now, fresh from a year in the UK. I'd respond to aggro in the street, like I was doing after 7-8 months there before. banghead

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:36 am

Might I recommend that when you leave here, you make your way up to Kunming and get a flight straight to Bangkok. China Eastern, Thai Air and various other airlines are doing it now which makes it cheap, also while you're up there you might want to have a look at Li Jiang which is up in the mountains. Fookin' stunning. Also, you can get on the Air Asia network in Bangkok to all your other destinations for cheap.

That way you don't have to deal with the gooky bounders at Hanoi Immigration. :evil:

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:46 am

Pooliekev wrote:

Might I recommend that when you leave here, you make your way up to Kunming and get a flight straight to Bangkok. China Eastern, Thai Air and various other airlines are doing it now which makes it cheap, also while you're up there you might want to have a look at Li Jiang which is up in the mountains. Fookin' stunning. Also, you can get on the Air Asia network in Bangkok to all your other destinations for cheap.

That way you don't have to deal with the gooky bounders at Hanoi Immigration. :evil:

Cheers!

I got a flight with Tiger air from Macao for 40 quid all in. The only other flight I'll make is possibly between BKK and Phnom Penh as that journey overland is rubbish and possibly from BKK up to the North of Thailand. I've got mates in Southern Vietnam and have yet to see the North despite living there for 3+ years. I suppose it's just to cross off the list but I'm receiving mixed reports of their 'hospitality'.

Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand and Cambo to relax in before then though clappp

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:22 am

Bangkok-Chiang Mai for 17 quid do you?? We're heading for there in October. This time probably to everyone's relief I'll be going Kunming-Bangkok first!! :grin:

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:16 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Macau eh?? With a good wind I could meg on yer from here. taz

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I got chucked out of Vietnam last night. I've been chucked out of a lot of places but never an entire country. Fookin' third world tin pot inflation-wracked dictatorship, they can shove it up their arse. refred

Kev, what have you been up to this time? :roll:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:30 pm

grabec wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Macau eh?? With a good wind I could meg on yer from here. taz

.

I got chucked out of Vietnam last night. I've been chucked out of a lot of places but never an entire country. Fookin' third world tin pot inflation-wracked dictatorship, they can shove it up their arse. refred

Kev, what have you been up to this time? :roll:

Bit of a cock up on the visa front. :uhoh:

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

Pooliekev wrote:

grabec wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Macau eh?? With a good wind I could meg on yer from here. taz

.

I got chucked out of Vietnam last night. I've been chucked out of a lot of places but never an entire country. Fookin' third world tin pot inflation-wracked dictatorship, they can shove it up their arse. refred

Kev, what have you been up to this time? :roll:

Bit of a cock up on the visa front. :uhoh:

You put your cock where?

And then whinge about getting deported?

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:16 pm

John the Baptist wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Bit of a cock up on the visa front. :uhoh:

You put your cock where?

And then whinge about getting deported?

It was gaggin for it...... :sweeeet:

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