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 Post subject: The Bunker Transfer Window
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:14 pm 
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So if you had a choice who would you transfer off the bunker and who would you transfer in? sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:21 pm 
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In a move designed to provoke full scale mayhem on both boards I'd exchange Chip for Richo1 or whatever he's called. Big lump of cash in our direction as well. At least a tenner.


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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Id probably transfer Scott Fenwick back in, I enjoyed his posts here.

Probably yloop out for dissing La Nuova tbh.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:32 pm 
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
Id probably transfer Scott Fenwick back in, I enjoyed his posts here.

Probably yloop out for dissing La Nuova tbh.



I was the armchair detective that outed Fenwick on the Bunker (not in a homoerotic way,well judging by his lass anyway) therefore I feel I should have been thanked by the player and should've received financial compensation for acting as his agent.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:40 pm 
I'm prepared to stay and fight for my place.


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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I would transfer Miss Tigga in.

And Mr I out, obviously.


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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I'd transfer all armchair experts/detectives/keyboard warriors out as it's their fault for the 3 winding up orders, only signing kids and that bastard delay on the delivery of the new turnstilles

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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Also MadJohn for being such a do-gooder

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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I don't hate anyone enough to transfer you to the Facebook page. That kind of torture is for terrorists


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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The Colonel ???????????


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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Lightening Tree over here on a 6 month deal. Grabec to go over there on-loan to battle it out with Poolie Kev!


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:43 pm 
I actually put in a transfer request, I heard that HUFC1908 had an interest in me, to be fair it has unsettled me and I refuse to play unless I get a move, I have to post on the facebook under 19`s page until Bluey gets the money together, however I am a little worried about playing in a team with only 6 players sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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I'd get shot of the lot of you and transfer in the bloke who writes match reports for the Grimsby forum.


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:38 pm 
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Can I stay. But move abroad to write match reports?


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:50 pm 
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No. It's our abroad.


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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Unless I get a birthday cake I'm fecking off to China. I must be shit though as I've only been offered £100k a week.


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:09 pm 
Smash our record transfer fee for Pipedreamfantasy and put him on £10,000 a week!!!! :cool:


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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ElvisC wrote:
Lightening Tree over here on a 6 month deal. Grabec to go over there on-loan to battle it out with Poolie Kev!


Well, that's a bit much, Elvis. What have I ever done to you that you think I should be exiled, with Poolie Kev for company? :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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Not even monkeybutt's been naughty enough to have to put up with pooliekev and that guano shaded chair.


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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I'm bitterly disappointed Mr I didn't bring in the experienced posters the board needs in several roles on the board during the window.
We desperately need an experienced soothsayer to whinge at everything and denounce everything, a position we've failed to fill since the sale of Headlander to ...... basically anyone who'd have him.
Then there's the yawning chasm to be sorted out for a poster to talk tosh about celebrity rated things, PoK was never replaced.
If as manager, Mr I intends to climb the table, he needs to fill these gaps immediately, loans are not acceptable.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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I am the mascot so can't be transferred

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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There is a danger that Pipedreamfantasy could be a message board Michael Mackay mind, we have to be careful about spending too much of our limited transfer budget (no offence if you read or are on here Mr Fantasy it's the analogy that's important)


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:08 pm 
Compo wrote:
I am the mascot so can't be transferred


You'd know before it happened anyway and would block the deal before you even knew about it.


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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I'm going to build a big wall so no-one gets in.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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and make the other board pay for it

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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Joe Mac wrote:
and make the other board pay for it



That's a great plan. An excellent plan. It will make us great again.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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TBF I think the Bunker has a well balanced squad, the system and formation works, and in general a good team spirit. Can't rest on laurels therefore I would possibly suggest turfing out on loan any openly Happy Socks wearers.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:46 pm 
Not liking how this is going.


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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Since we got took over by Venezia they've invested steadily n the boards never been this strong.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:56 pm 
True....21.54 On a Wednesday night....46 members and 197 guests!!!!

No matter the team we put out the supporters still flock here!!!! :cool:


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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I transferred here from non league Vital Hartlepool a couple of years ago but have languished on the fringes of the reserves since.


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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As a member of the transfer committee(self appointed) I can confirm that any new additions must pass some tests, quite basic ones, but tests nonetheless. Still, expect a good few to fail.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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Seagull, Seagull, Seagull. wrote:
I transferred here from non league Vital Hartlepool a couple of years ago but have languished on the fringes of the reserves since.

It's alright, Dibble has been here for ages for no apparent reason! Kind of like Humphreys last few years at pools.
Love you dibble!


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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I came here from Rivals to offer technical advice and expert football opinion.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:34 pm 
tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
I came here from Rivals to offer technical advice and expert football opinion.


Let me know when you're gonna start mate.


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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yloop wrote:
tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
I came here from Rivals to offer technical advice and expert football opinion.


Let me know when you're gonna start mate.



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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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Think we should increase our offer for pipedream, he is on top form today.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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Indeed he is. Serious question... why doesn't he post here? He's wasted over there


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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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Chip Fireball wrote:
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Do you eat dogs ?

If the answer is yes then you are fucked.
I was once accused of strangling one.

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:53 pm 
Get richo1 over here, I would love to know why he thinks nobody goes to games from the bunker, I can`t talk to him as the locksmith got me for asking`Why`, shocking use of language I know and all those afflicted by the `why` syndrome, I apologise :oops:


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TBF I came from a famous Non League Club but have more than held my own on professional (L2) Football Banter!

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 Post subject: Re: The Bunker Transfer Window
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I'd say you're champions league when it comes to takeaways bishop.


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