Dirty bastards, bring a tissue or cloth if in the millhouse

I got guanoed today.................

Didn't see the flying rat but took a hit in the middle of my chest...........

For fucks sake our ground is next to the sea, what do you wanted a 24 hour 7 day a week armed guard shooting Seagulls who fancy a chill out in the Millhouse stand? Maybe you could do it and knock them up in a bit of fancy bread and some sweet potato mash and post about how delicious they are.

I've been to a fair few games over the years where the sea gulls have been the best bit.

Watching not eating!

It's always been a problem. Three seasons ago I got hit twice in one afternoon.

The stand opened in the 1970's and since then Seagulls have been dropping batches on it.

Monkeybutt sits in there now though so it needs stopping.

I have paid for my seat for the year, why should I have to cover the upkeep of it and take my own cloth, every new visitor who pays at the gate is having to clean their seat before they sit down, fuckin good marketing that!

Buy a ticket for the millhouse bit
Bring a cloth to clean off the sh1t

Pity we don`t live near a bay, we would then have bagels on the seats instead!

Fuck me. If I was a seagull and I was reading this I would have a word with the lads and organise coordinated attacks on your seat, like the Luftwaffe. Waves of shit.

Did you get a cloth at Old Trafford?

Aw! Bless!

While we're on about the Mill House stand, how about putting some one back on the steps as anybody can walk in and sit there. You might as well just buy a terrace ticket then take a seat.

You tell him Zip, his wife must have been out and he had nobody to start an argument with, he hates silence

So PJ starts the barney and then moans and posts get deleted, just gets better

Have you lost your marbles at some point over the weekend?

Started 'the barney' eh!? Deleted posts? What are you blathering on about.

Edit; I have just seen you further up you referring to 'zippy' so I'd imagine the moderators might have got sick of you talking to yourself as it's about as funny as a mass grave.

My season ticket is for a seat but I prefer to stand and only go in the seats about once a season, if it's lashing down.

The crack is much better on the terrace - all you hear in the Millhouse seats is miserable old gets complaining about birdshite.

Where we sit is a birdshite free zone....... Must be attracted to certain punters.

I will find out where you sit in the Cyril and leave you a gift.

Is it just me that now thinks; MonkeyZippyButtHenry could actually be schizophrenic and argue with their other alter ego PJ?

Just a thought!!!!!

Henry has nowt to do with us

Everyone's Monkeybutt.....even me!

You wish

Can't see what the beef is about whether you sit or stand, as the majority of the crowd are season ticket holders so you pay the same price regardless of where you choose to view the game.
As it happens my card is for the Mill House terrace, but for one game ( forget who it was now ) this season, it was absolutely pissing down, so me and the half dozen or so people I stand with chose to use the seats for the first half, taking our usual place on the terrace for the second half.
Didn't upset anybody & there was room for all.
It reminds me of a time some years ago, when I took a friend to see us play Donny Rovers. We took our seats at the back of the Mill House stand ( not marked "Reserved" or owt ) only to be grunted at by some Neanderthal who obviously took umbrage at our presence. If it's that important, spend less time in the fucking boozer !! What made it all the more embarrassing was he had tickets for the posh bit in the Keepmoat - pre match meal, programme on your seat, the lot and had taken me on a couple of occasions.