Parakeets....Fecking 1000's Of The Feckers!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:41 pm

Went to Ward Jackson Park today with our lass and her baby nephew to feed the ducks/geese....and black headed gulls!!!!
Anyway walking past Tunstall Court I heard this screeching and looked up and said 'there's a parakeet....must have got out/escaped'!!!!
Then saw another 2 in the next tree!!!!
Got into the Park....Btw it looks magnificent now so well done the Council gardeners....and looked up and must have seen at least 60/70 parakeets/parrots!!!!

Hartlepool is getting posh....Not a skemmy or stinker in sight!!!!

Will have to take some Trill* to the Park next time!!!!

*waiting for monkeybutts Trill joke!!!!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:49 pm

Why are there no aspirin in Ward Jackson park?

Because the parrots eat em all bbolt

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:50 pm

Why do parrots succeed?

Cos they have no fuckin teeth bbolt

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:51 pm

Has your girlfriend ever kissed a parrot?

Bet she has kissed a cockatoo bbolt

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:52 pm

Howay Butt....the Trill joke!!!!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:53 pm

What do you call a runaway parrot?

A pollygon bbolt

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:54 pm

parrot in a raincoat?

Pollyunsaturated bbolt

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:54 pm

Trill!!!!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:57 pm

Err don`t know it

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:08 pm

I got sacked from Walton's Pet Shop last week....got caught with my hand in the Trill!!!! bbolt

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:14 pm

Delete me. Please.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:17 pm

Walton's got broke into....the Police are looking for leads!!!! confised

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:18 pm

My takeaway was delayed tonight as a van full of terrapins rolled over on Oxford Road...

Turtle Chaos!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:20 pm

A huge hole appeared outside of Walton's pet shop in York Road yesterday....Police are looking into it!!!! :!:

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:22 pm

Someone stole all of the toilets from the police station the other day...

Which was a very unfortunate event.

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:23 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

Its quite a remarkable story to be honest Muttley.

If you go back about 30 year there was just one really small gang of the fuckers that knocked about around Esher in Surrey. Escaped birds that had got together and formed a club. Gradually they started bucking and spreading out.

They have only been in Hartlepool a few years and already they have had so much sex they can not only be found in their original home Ward Jackson Park, but also in Burn Valley. Indeed one prominent Bunkerite who lives off Hart Lane had one in his garden the other day.

Another by product of global warming, birds that used to be found only in African gaffs able to live here all year round. White Egrets another, big gang of the huge fuckers normally up Rossy Park.

Of course once Brexit kicks in things will be different, there is already talk of them being culled to protect native species like woodpeckers.

And it turns out the Zebra did it?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:28 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

Its quite a remarkable story to be honest Muttley.

If you go back about 30 year there was just one really small gang of the fuckers that knocked about around Esher in Surrey. Escaped birds that had got together and formed a club. Gradually they started bucking and spreading out.

They have only been in Hartlepool a few years and already they have had so much sex they can not only be found in their original home Ward Jackson Park, but also in Burn Valley. Indeed one prominent Bunkerite who lives off Hart Lane had one in his garden the other day.

Another by product of global warming, birds that used to be found only in African gaffs able to live here all year round. White Egrets another, big gang of the huge fuckers normally up Rossy Park.

Of course once Brexit kicks in things will be different, there is already talk of them being culled to protect native species like woodpeckers.

A pair in Greatham, hospital of god grounds.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:34 pm

Probably true Chip about Global Warming....on the way home we got scattered by a pride of Galapagos Tortoises at the top of Grange Road....Not even 58 yards from The White House....the town is going to the dogs!!!! sadx

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:37 pm

How come Grange Road leads to the park but Park Road doesn't?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:51 pm

love that film Paranorman.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:52 pm

Dunno but our lass said shouldn't we go up Park Road for the Park....TRUE!!!!

Dalton'sHaircut · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 1013

Nah global warming a load of rubbish innit, if the Presidunt of Hamerica says it's rubbish I belief him. Praise the Lord

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 11:58 pm

MAKE WARD JACKSON PARK GREAT AGAIN!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37684

MutleyRules wrote:

Probably true Chip about Global Warming....on the way home we got scattered by a pride of Galapagos Tortoises at the top of Grange Road....Not even 58 yards from The White House....the town is going to the dogs!!!! sadx

Aye, and them herds of majestic Wildebeest are no respecter of zebra crossings either. I'm having them cow bars fitted to the car.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2017 10:21 am

I don't know if they were parakeets, but I remember seeing a load of parroty things at Hampton Court about 20 years ago. They are bastards, responsible for the decline in native bird populations.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Dolphins spotted in seaton Carew n all! Soon to available at lunchtimes at most chippys and verryls during their opening times 14:15-14:25.

Dalton'sHaircut · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 1013

Snowy wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

Probably true Chip about Global Warming....on the way home we got scattered by a pride of Galapagos Tortoises at the top of Grange Road....Not even 58 yards from The White House....the town is going to the dogs!!!! sadx

Aye, and them herds of majestic Wildebeest are no respecter of zebra crossings either. I'm having them cow bars fitted to the car.

We will be expecting to see Krakatoa erupting across from the headland if all this keeps up

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:32 pm

The World is turning, nature is changing. Bishop is full of Sea Gulls( although Sea Gulls are technically a Land Bird) obviously bullied from the coast to inland, bearing in mind 30??? miles from the coast. Anyway they are a pest and will eat anything going (unfortunately not some of the local vermin

).

Is it Evolution or revolution?????? :confusion-confused:

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