Something on TV today about people who do their supermarket shop in their pyjamas.

Personally I won't even put the bins out unless I've got a clean tux and patent leather shoes on.

New Years Eve took her ladyship for a curry at the Cinnamon Club in Trimdon. The food is canny and they do make an effort - the place is quite smart and there's a bar area where they put cabaret singers on. But it's also the waiting area for takeaways - and on New Years Eve a couple of right chavas turned up in pyjamas to collect theirs.

FFS, is there any need?