Burning car

jgert · **Joined:** Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:31 pm **Posts:** 151

Did anybody see the car that was on fire at the Owton Lodge roundabout last night? Could have roasted some chestnuts in those flames.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2016 11:43 am

jgert wrote:

Did anybody see the car that was on fire at the Owton Lodge roundabout last night? Could have roasted some chestnuts in those flames.

Funny you should mention that, last week I was at a hotel in Keswick enjoying festivities in the lounge, when in came 8 gadgies in cardigans and cordouroy pants, it was there xmas do and they were chess enthusiasts from Cambridge, it was busy and they had nowhere to sit, they retired to the reception area.

i went through for a breather and heard them bragging about recent victories, if there is one thing that boils my piss, it is CHESS NUTS BOASTING IN AN OPEN FOYER bbolt

poolietim · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2016 12:10 pm

That.
Get that joke tattooed on your nose

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2016 12:23 pm

poolietim wrote:

That.
Get that joke tattooed on your nose

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Ok

thedno · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2016 4:11 pm

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monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2016 8:08 pm

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My kids would love it but I fear the wife would leave me though.....Oh hang on

The Orienteer · **Joined:** Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:50 pm **Posts:** 69

How does Santa like his pizza?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Jan 01, 2017 5:24 pm

The Orienteer wrote:

How does Santa like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even of course.

Burning car

Gadgies online