Being Poorly!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2016 4:01 pm

I fecking hate it!!!! sadx

Every bone and joint is aching....throbbing aches in places....even my shins!!!!

Flu like symptoms but my nose and throat are ok!!!! confised

And to top it all I've got really bad diarrhoea....REALLY BAD!!!! sadx

I've been in bed since coming off nights yesterday morning....apart from my regular visits to the toilet!!!! sadx

I don't think I've ever been this poorly....not since I was a kid anyway!!!! violin

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9724

Sounds like aids.
Dont worry u only get it once a bit like measles.

A few John Smiths will sort u out.

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

You lucky bastard, I went to pools !

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Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:37 pm

Sounds like You have the noro virus you should be vomiting as well, i had it last week never ever been so ill before. Get well soon.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37695

no6bus wrote:

You lucky bastard, I went to pools !

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I thought it was about Pools too, shit, headaches and REALLY BAD all ring a bell.
I hope you've been isolated.

thedno · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:10 pm

You're suffering from Shite manager syndrome, get well soon.

Hartlepool davey · **Joined:** Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:14 pm **Posts:** 270

Most pools supporters are just depressed

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:17 pm

Just had a hot bath to see if that would help!!!!
Stood up to wash myself and nearly fainted!!!!
Had to get our lass to help me and towel me down!!!!
Eating 4 crackers at the moment....first thing I've had to eat since 10.30PM on Thursday night!!!! sadx

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:18 pm

Chicken Soup cures everything, Mr Mutley!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:24 pm

Hartleblue wrote:

Sounds like You have the noro virus you should be vomiting as well, i had it last week never ever been so ill before. Get well soon.

Just looked that up and doesn't sound like it's that....the only symptoms I have of Noro are Diareaha and aches!!!! I feel sick but haven't vomited....yet!!!! sadx

Compo · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2016 10:41 pm

Why would you stand up to wash yourself in the bath?

yloop · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2016 10:50 pm

Compo wrote:

Why would you stand up to wash yourself in the bath?

You have to stand up not to drown in the bath.

I shower in the bath at the end, think about it, any dirt, skin etc is going to float to the top, as you stand up that's going back on you.

Compo · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2016 10:55 pm

I never really have baths unless with my kids I don't see point stewing in your own filth. Plus as you say I need a life jacket.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2016 10:56 pm

Mutters, take a spoonful of cornflour in a tiny amount of water, it doesn`t cure it but it thickens it up

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2016 12:37 am

A couple of years ago I got flu really bad. I remember lying in bed convinced I was dead already. It was when that nurse (McCafferkey) had come back to the UK with ebola.

I remember hearing the reporter saying that she was sitting up in bed and talking with her family, and I was incredibly jealous. I lost about a stone in a week with whatever I had, couldn't eat a thing but was shitting like a cow and sweating like a pig in a sauna.

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

Mutley. Here is my advice. Stop messing about and go to see a doctor. Then you'll find out what you've got and also get some medicine.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:37 pm

Hope you're feeling better now Mr Mutley?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

As some of you know, I had a quadruple heart bypass early this year and since then I've found that I pick up every friggin bug there is! Immune system must take a hammering I suppose.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:49 pm

The Bishop wrote:

Hope you're feeling better now Mr Mutley?

I am now....Thanks everyone!!!!

I lost just over 6pound in weight like!!!!

I had nothing to eat....apart from 4 crackers....from Thursday night until Sunday tea time when I had mince and dumplings....I spewed it up 10 minutes later!!!! sadx

I then had about a cup full of pasta Monday but started feeling better Monday night....ready for work Tuesday!!!! confised

Been eating like an horse since yesterday!!!!

My 4 days off I was bad as a dog but ok for work!!!! banghead

But....now I'm constipated!!!! sadx

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

MutleyRules wrote:

But....now I'm constipated!!!! sadx

You're full of sh1t.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

As some of you know, I had a quadruple heart bypass early this year and since then I've found that I pick up every friggin bug there is! Immune system must take a hammering I suppose.

No-one likes a show off or a drama queen.

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:53 am

Can you answer my standing up in bath to have a wash point Mutley I am on the edge of my seat

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

You have a seat in the bath?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:34 am

Compo wrote:

Can you answer my standing up in bath to have a wash point Mutley I am on the edge of my seat

The water was very deep so to wash my bottom half properly I had to stand up cos if I didn't I'd lose all the lather on my sponge!!!! confised

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:12 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Compo wrote:

Can you answer my standing up in bath to have a wash point Mutley I am on the edge of my seat

The water was very deep so to wash my bottom half properly I had to stand up cos if I didn't I'd lose all the lather on my sponge!!!! confised

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