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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 9:08 pm 
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...5 shits today. Can anyone beat that?

No idea what has caused it, I still feel sluggish now.

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Normally have 1 at home then about 3/4 in the changing room every Sunday before footy.

Not sure what causes it.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 9:28 pm 
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Probably the amount of crap you eat.

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poolieinnottingham wrote:
...5 shits today. Can anyone beat that?

No idea what has caused it, I still feel sluggish now.


Have you tried not eating Slugs? :wink:

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poolieinnottingham wrote:
...5 shits today. Can anyone beat that?

No idea what has caused it, I still feel sluggish now.


Get me a big whisk and i`ll have a go :-D

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 Post subject: Re: I've had...
PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:29 pm 
Yubep wrote:
Normally have 1 at home then about 3/4 in the changing room every Sunday before footy.

Not sure what causes it.


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Three quarters of a shit?


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His cigar cutter must be faulty.

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If I have more than one a day then I think there's something wrong with me. Don't think it's happened for years.


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 Post subject: Re: I've had...
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Had a Tikka Vindaloo on Saturday night and still hasnt came out.

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Supposedly the healthiest colon/digestive system is when you shit after each meal of the day. 2 decent meals should equal 2 decent shits.

I've been on strong painkillers for a bad back this last week or so, caused horrendous constipation early last week that required horrible solution (I will not go there), would have given my right arm for a 5 shit day at that point :)


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I had about 4 a day most of last week, I was Gdansk at the time like so was drinking and eating shite non stop.

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You were a port city on the Baltic coast of Poland? Have to say this rhyming slang has gone too far.

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You'd be Gdansk after four Svetlanas and a couple of Boris YeltsinS


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Finally dropped it and used a bog this time.

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
Finally dropped it and used a bog this time.


Disappointing Tree. After sinks and little Animals my money would have been on a refugee from Gdansk!

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Strictly come Gdansking?


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Tree, do I remember rightly that you shat in a Homebase or something similar?

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