How fecking sad am I?!?!
Our lass, her mother and our lasses niece won the vote for the telly and so they are watching that jungle thing with celebrities that no fecker has heard of!!!!
So I've come to bed to read The Bunker and then get my book out....'Don't Cry For Me Sergeant Major'!!!! (Mr.I knows the book)!!!!
Oh....and a bag of Revels!!!!
I don't feel so sad now!!!!

Do you like the coffee ones

Yeah....my favourites!!!!
Hate the toffee ones though!!!!

I'm spending more time out of the room then ever, you can't get near the telly for all the crap.
Corrie-Enders,
Don't tell the Gormless bride
Strictly fecking irritating
Great British Bore Off
Casualty, it's been going that long the Student nurses when it started are coming back as pensioner patients.
Yes to the dress (no to the show)
Long lost families type shows where surely it must go tits up some times.
Who do you think you are
I could go on but the bacons done

Sounds like the best one.