I had to talk to the wife.

No idea what you are on about.

Where have you been?

Its been quiet as hell on here.

For fucks sake, had to view that Facebook page in the bunkers absence.

Presume was server issues and we can hardly complain as Mr I pays for this place himself so we don't have to put up with adverts and pop ups etc

Loads of people been coming up to me and asking what was up with the place

You're not kidding.

Literally thousands were asking me. Literally.

Even in my hotel in bedford they were approaching me by their hundreds asking me whats happened.

Literally.

I never knew you'd opened a hotel in Bedford.
Surely you'll be Colonel Fawlty now.

I own hotels allover the south of England now. Well thats not strictly true.

I stay in Hotels all over the south of England.

Thats not true either.

I stay in Hotels all over Bedfordshire, Hertfordshire, Cambridgeshire and Northamptonshire.

There, thats more truthful.

I'm not coming back on the Bunker until it starts working again.

Its always been working. Its all been a ruse.

Yep, a server issue. Basically the Bunker runs on a friends server for which he charges not one jot. Yes I used to foot the bill but nowadays is free hosting. When it went down he was away, Austria I think. When he got back it was a little more complicated to restart so he had to do some more black magic to it.

Last night this was completed but it had to populate through the server and hosting company.

I've literally had hundreds of people queuing outside my door asking for the Colonel's address so they can ask him whats going on.

Edited for accuracy.

It's great to be back!!!!
I bet half a dozen people are pissed off The Bunker is back like....even though they hate it that much they can't stop reading it!!!!

Or Doris and Hilda as they have been named and shock , the voice of facebook poolies is finding it difficult to get the momemtum up to go to home games, never mind away .

Not just him though by the looks of it, maybe the new group for fundraising should be renamed to Fairweather friends of HUFC

anyway, this place goes all secret for a week, and already over 170 people are viewing it.

Not bad for a so derided by a few.

and who the fuck is Gerald Martin?

not what I typed, Fiends of Pools early 1900`s!

Just googled it, the nonce from the funeral place

Glad it's back. Had so many people at footy yday asking me what was wrong


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bet it was hundreds at least.

so is every one happy with the new features?

Took us ages to get them sorted.

What new features??

you mean you cant see them?

I was at the Bishop match on Saturday and the capacity 20,004(includes Washington fan) crowd asked if I was The Colonel and why the Bunker was off. Obviously I told them I was the Colonel and the Bunker needed a new Flux Capacitor, which had to be imported and would take a few days.

Hope this clears the matter up.

You wanted people to think you were the Colonel?? I'd seek help gadge.

Waited an aeon for that flux capacitor - no doubt Mr.I felt a proper Charlize.

Just the one, airbrushing the colonel's photo to sto scaring small children, nuns and horses. As you can imagine, it was a f***ing massive job that would take days. Unfortunately one of his chins escaped, hence the delay. Hope that helps.

The Bunker’s absence pushed Barcelona FC off the front page of Mundo Deportivo. The last time that happened was when Franco died.