Sounds like a fantastic book, and one I want off Santa.

Its basically about his obsession with applying for manager jobs in Football, and the rejection letters he received.

At the moment its only avaialble as an ebook. Which is fucking stupid, especially for us normal humans that only read one book a year.

I'm not sure how to tell you this.

Mate. There is no Santa.

Now read that three more times, breathe deeply and have a little lie down. Pinch your thumb frog, remember a nice place you went to recently. Make sure you're not left alone.

Good luck.

Fuck off. No Santa? Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzussssssssssssssssssss.

Thick get.

Read it yesterday, spoiler alert:














He doesn't get a job.

Not even Leeds??

Imagine the shock I came home and thought The Colenel had signed up for 'Grindr' on reading the title of this thread.

I can genuinely say I have no idea what that is. So? What is it?

That old chestnut.

Me thinketh you protesteth too much sir!!!!!

I didnt recall protesting. I just said I didnt know what it is.

And I dont. But as you and PJ seem to, can you enlighten me?

And what has it got to do with chestnuts?