Pets in clothes!

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

Went to pets at home this morning and there was one of them chewowas with a friggin jumper and woollen boots on, wtf is the world coming to?

you can buy neckerchiefs, coats and hats for crying out loud!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I had a shite in a dog basket in a Pets at Home once when I was caught short.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:47 pm

Small medium or large basket Mr Tree? We need answers.

As for the OP any pet owner who dresses their pet up needs shooting.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

The Bishop wrote:

Small medium or large basket Mr Tree? We need answers.

As for the OP any pet owner who dresses their pet up needs shooting.

Not sure, was black and furry. (the basket not the shite)

I put it back on the shelf afterwards so maybe some lucky fucker bought it.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2016 4:04 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

I had a shite in a dog basket in a Pets at Home once when I was caught short.

So you've shat in a sink as well as a dog basket. Any other public shits we should know about?

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Anywhere but a shitter it seems as he's never mentioned shitting on a shitter.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Even a dog would be looked down at for shitting in a dog basket.

To be fair with the diet Tree has he probably has very little warning or say in the matter, when he needs to go he needs to go. His car must be riddled with suspect stains.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37731

Nature did a pretty good job at equipping dogs to cope with something called fur. Why some f*ckwit who believes dogs need or give a shit why they have to be tarted up like mini copies of their careers is beyond me.
I'm waiting to see the first dog tattoo, some embarrassed pooch with a provocative lassie tattoo.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:41 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

I had a shite in a dog basket in a Pets at Home once when I was caught short.

Tree, would it be easier to say where you haven't shat?

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

Snowy wrote:

Nature did a pretty good job at equipping dogs to cope with something called fur. Why some f*ckwit who believes dogs need or give a guano why they have to be tarted up like mini copies of their careers is beyond me.
I'm waiting to see the first dog tattoo, some embarrassed pooch with a provocative lassie tattoo.

I saw a guy in the Mid grange with a tattooed nose refred

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:13 pm

http://www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/our-region/milton-keynes/who-is-posting-human-poo-inside-milton-keynes-mail-boxes-1-7634831

Tree strikes again.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Oct 20, 2016 9:08 am

I'm sure I heard last year that somebody shat in the entrance to Lloyds bar last year.... assume that was you Tree?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Oct 20, 2016 10:58 pm

Zippy wrote:

Went to pets at home this morning and there was one of them chewowas with a friggin jumper and woollen boots on, wtf is the world coming to?

you can buy neckerchiefs, coats and hats for crying out loud!

Hairy chihuahuas with clothes seem to be all the rage ATM. I saw an especially cringeworthy one couple of days ago wearing friggin' trousers, I kid you not.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

My Aunt Bet had one of them short haired inbred Chihauhas that never stopped shivering - she used to keep it down the front of her cardy.

First time I saw Mars Attacks I thought -Aunt Bet!

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

phil wrote:

How does a dog wear trousers? Just on the back legs up to its belly, like if it stood up straight, or on all 4 legs?

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The Bishop · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2016 3:08 pm

Zippy wrote:

phil wrote:

How does a dog wear trousers? Just on the back legs up to its belly, like if it stood up straight, or on all 4 legs?

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I bet that poor dog gets the piss taken out of him/her down the rec in that outfit. And B) Why the hell would a dog need pockets ??????????
3) Someone needs to phone the RSPCA, surely its cruelty?

It's days like this I just wanna give up!!!!!!!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37731

It says more about the mental state of the owner than the fog.
I like to think that people who do this are a bit lacking.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2016 5:17 pm

Do "trendy" farmers put designer wooly jumpers on their sheep after shearing? Just to keep em warm and look cool!

I think this maybe my Dragons Den moment, anyone in for a small percentage and a large amount of cash made payable to me?

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19936

both my dogs have fur coats but they grow out of the skin and are a bloody sight warmer than i am in winter. just another load of modern bollocks.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

PaulL wrote:

Snowy wrote:

It says more about the mental state of the owner than the fog.
I like to think that people who do this are a bit lacking.

I'm simply mistified that people would even consider wasting money on dog clothes.

More often than not a small, cuddly dog as a personal pet is a child substitute - hence logic flies out of the window.

In the stupidity stakes, it's about on a par with dressing a toddler to look like a miniature version of Justin Bieber or Kim Kardashian.

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

The Bishop wrote:

Do "trendy" farmers put designer wooly jumpers on their sheep after shearing? Just to keep em warm and look cool!

I think this maybe my Dragons Den moment, anyone in for a small percentage and a large amount of cash made payable to me?

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The Bishop · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2016 3:19 pm

Thanks Mr Zippy, BUT thats a dress! My idea is a wooly jumper, ergo I will still accept donations for my business!!!!!!!! :handgestures-thumbupleft:

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

Zippy wrote:

Went to pets at home this morning and there was one of them chewowas with a friggin jumper and woollen boots on, wtf is the world coming to?

you can buy neckerchiefs, coats and hats for crying out loud!

who would want to own a chihuahua anyway,they are always so angry

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

demented twig wrote:

Zippy wrote:

Went to pets at home this morning and there was one of them chewowas with a friggin jumper and woollen boots on, wtf is the world coming to?

you can buy neckerchiefs, coats and hats for crying out loud!

who would want to own a chihuahua anyway,they are always so angry

Usually skinny birds wearing too much make up, blonde hair, 6 inch stillettos and engaged to a footballer.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

The Bishop wrote:

Do "trendy" farmers put designer wooly jumpers on their sheep after shearing? Just to keep em warm and look cool!

I think this maybe my Dragons Den moment, anyone in for a small percentage and a large amount of cash made payable to me?

What is it about men from Bishop Auckland and sheep?

(You don't have to incriminate yourself by answering, Mr. Bish - they don't call it woolly back country for nothing!)

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