These clowns

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:09 pm

If I see one of these daft cuunts trying to frighten people, am I within my rights to give him a bunch of fives?

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

poolieinnottingham wrote:

If I see one of these daft cuunts trying to frighten people, am I within my rights to give him a bunch of fivers?

But why would you pay them?

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:27 pm

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Burn Valley last night. I almost deliberately diverted my run there, because I 100% WOULD deck one if they jumped out on me. And by what I'm hearing, I'd be quite within my rights and it would be looked upon favourably ....

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37731

As usual they do it in the states, the the fuckwits have to do it over here. Jump out on me and mine and we'd need to have a meaningful discussion co co.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I suspect, unless there were any witnesses, the law would always come down on the side of an innocent jogger rather than some attention seeking prick in a clown suit.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:30 am

Apparently someone's put Mr Tumble in hospital with a broken jaw.

poolietim · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:02 am

Surely that was a recognition of all the years of service given by Mr Tumble to being an annoying twat

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

A millionaire from being annoying, like the kids version of Katie Price.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

pooliecrab wrote:

A millionaire from being annoying, like the kids version of Katie Price.

Dibble must be the richest man in the world on that basis.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

poolieinnottingham wrote:

If I see one of these daft cuunts trying to frighten people, am I within my rights to give him a bunch of fives?

No, but you're allowed to squeeze his nose very hard to see if it honks, step on his big shoes, squirt him in the eye with water from the fake flower in your lapel and give him an electric shock handshake.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

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