Apologies. The cleaning took longer than expected.

Those fucking cockroaches were huge.

Still, someone had to do it.

What Has Changed?

Glad it's back. I had to look on that other board. They don't like the bunker much on there do they...O:

I hate the bunker too, it's kind of like marriage only with more fannies.

we all hate it. I just talk about it elsewhere when its down and slag it off.

If it had a conscience and ears it would be gutted the stick it gets.

But hey, it probably sticks two fingers up at its critics as even now it had 150 viewing. Dont think anywhere else gets those numbers.

Obviously it doesnt have hands so cant stick two fingers up.

(capitalised for accuracy)

You Can Say That Again!

What amuses me is that anyone who posts here is ever afterwards referred to under the collective heading of 'The Bunker'. You're not you anymore, you're just this 'Bunker' who does this or 'Bunker' who says that. I mean, if I valued their opinion, I'd be hurt .

I wonder if this new identity thing works in other settings as well.
If I pop down to the Headland for some chips, will I start being known as 'Verrills'?

Yes but its the LAW. If you post something on here, someone somewhere will say the Bunker has just said this.....or that.

And then someone else will say................the bastard. That bunker is a right twat.

I went to "The Bunker" bar down Church street on Friday night, very impressed. Had a cracking selection of beer and some live music.

I couldnt go in there with a name like that.

It's worrying. All one's carefully thought-out posts come to nothing.

But the important thing is, will I be known as 'Verrills' by these people, or not? Not that I care....I'm just having a tea break and filling time.


On the other hand, I need to know who I am......

That depends if you can ever catch it actually open.

Well,I've thought this over now. In future, I wish to be known as the Rt Hon Mrs Verrills-Grabec if it's open. And maybe just Mrs Greggs otherwise.

Has the Bunker been down? I don't know cos I don't read it or post, ever!

Well I've just changed the main forum to members only so you have to log in to read it.

Now we'll see.................

That'll draw its own critisism.

But as many hate the place and never read it they wont even notice.

By the way mrs G. Dont want to make you jealous or owt. But guess where I was on sunday.

With a fabulous view from his penthouse bedroom.

112 BLOODY STEPS THOUGH. SHAGGED OUT.

Still being a Colonel does have its uses.

If you don't log in you won't

It confused me .... temporarily, but that's not hard to do.

Me and my big mouth.

I've just been for a poo, does that make me 'The Porcelain Palace' and whatever I do next that defines me?

Have just seen this, Colonel. 112 stairs seem a bit much. No wonder they never get to any lectures!
But, yes, can imagine the view is great

4 Bloody times I went up and down them the previous sunday.

Was sweating like a rapist when I got up there the last time. Took my shirt off and waved it out the window to dry.

I suspect those japanese tourists have never seen that before.

But what an unbelievable place to live. And was invited to play croquet on the lawn.

Think they realised I was The Colonel