....cockroaches to-day?

yeah there were a gang of them stood on the balcony at Middleton Grange. The bounders are even clever enough to spit!

Yeah.

There's a dead one outside 2202's door. I hope it's the start of an epidemic..........

I hope it spreads to their yappy little dog as well. I might get to sleep after 6am that way......

Sorry. Unsympathetic, I know

Oh don't feel sorry for the little get. It probably had a heart attack laughing with it's mates about hiding in my towel or running up the back of my head in bed.

I hope it enjoyed the joke as it's insides exploded on the mixture of sugar and baking powder I left out for it.

Kev I know China is massive and I have only been to Hong Kong years ago but whats the mainland like for a holiday?, it's one of the few places I fancy going to.

I can only speak bestfor Guangxi where I live, but round here's got the lot, beach resorts, mountains, river valleys, nice clean cities, great hotels and you can't spend your money. Hong Kong is expensive and very polluted, Beijing is slightly cheaper but quite polluted, you'll get ripped off at Xi'an unless you can speak Chinese and Shanghai is party central. No not THAT party.

Have a look at a place called Sanya : http://www.sunnysanya.com/

Divide all the RMB prices by 15.

Update: Sitting on the throne this morning, still half asleep when a sinister but all too familiar shape caught my eye over near the bin. Yep, there he was, flat on his back feebly waving one long antenna in the air. So I went and got the dustpan and brush which both have long handles and swept him into it, whereupon he regained his feet and shot out of the other side. Sadly for him he fell on his back again and so I captured him and flushed him away with last nights supper, while growling "enjoy the ride, bitch.'

A great start to the day.

oh kev you make me laugh nuked it and drowned it in one

ps, how come you have a throne? Are you royalty or something, like?

kev is the kings official accountant