The new kits out today, whats the rules?

Not allowed to wear it till tomorrow. Iv let the club shop know not to remove any tags or let any sad fuckers "switch" shirts the second they buy it and then go and walk aimlessly around Middleton Grange 'showing off'.

Has anyone checked king johns yet?

I'll pop on at dinner time.

Rumour has it misterbs son has his on already, no confirmed carrier bag sightings yet though.

Seen loads of people on the beach today wearing them.

Tree, is it permissible to buy a new top, but instead of actually wearing it in the King John, you drape it over the back of a chair in the beer garden? With the tags still on.

indeed, he's on the Pools website too

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/lo ... -1-7387006

Hang on a second, this is getting serious, wearing it on a cruise to Norway

Someone in the town must know him to let him know the rules

How come Mr Withamster doesn't feature in that report? I can imagine that he actually swapped shirts in the club shop before he even bought it, and had to lean round the counter so it could be scanned whilst he had it on. Then taken a bag to carry his old top to the King John in.

I'm an adult so therefore I don't buy football replicas apart from to play 5 a side in.

Doesn't apply if the ship is outside the 12 mile limit.

Should it apply to kids, I think it should only apply to adults, especially if stomach overhang is involved or with other incompatible clothing

As an adult he only ever wears football shirts in the style of Phil Brown wearing jumpers. Draped over his shoulders.

As an adult he actually only wears any top half garments indoors like that due to the high quantity of take aways he eats. Curry, Garlic and Chili sauces are an absolute bastard to get out, but scooping the remnants off your full and bulging kite provide a tasty dessert hours later.

A fairly juvenile statement from an 'adult'....?

I don't have a kite thank you.

Tapeworm?

Just an opinion. People who wear footy shirts out and about generally stink of sweat as the material is designed to draw it from the skin, it's not pleasant.

Tree, which of the following is worse.... fans having their own surnames put on the back of the shirts or having a players name put on the back.

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Nope. I eat healthy 6 days a week and am underweight according to BMI.

Id probably say another players although I had a Villa top at school with 'Milosevic' on the back. Fuck knows why.

AIDS?

Any adult with a players/own name on the back of a replica shirt should be drowned, no sight sadder than a grown man walking round with a footy shirt complete with name and number.

Those aren't players names Mr Thornley, the people are actually called that. Round here for example the most common family name by a country mile is Messi.