Strange Dreams

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Probably had the strangest dream of my life last night and can remember it all for some reason.

I was at some event attended by the Queen and I was competing in the 100m sprint alongside the unbeaten Floyd Mayweather Junior (?), I managed to get the bronze medal despite falling over on the line as I dipped. Anyway I then went to leave and on the way out Justin Fashanu pulled up and asked me for directions. I answered and he asked if I was attending the meal with the Queen, I said no and he said he had a spare ticket. I said I wasnt dressed for it and he gave me an open cheque to go to the tailors. Anyway off I went to the tailors and got some hideous suit with gold piping all over it. Justin said it suited me.

I dont remember the meal but the next bit was being in the nightclub drunk afterwards and seeing the Queen on the dancefloor. Anyway I managed to pull the blonde one out of Little Mix. Got in a taxi together and my alarm then went off!

Whats that all mean then?

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

Lucky your alarm went off. You were probably that drunk that justin fashanu turned into blondie out of little mix. Another 10 minutes and you'd have woke up with a sore arse

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22676

I'm not surprised at that getup seeing as it was Justin F. Was Tommy Butler along for the ride (so to speak)?

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Jul 13, 2015 1:58 pm

Definitely gay imho.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:03 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

I dont remember the meal but the next bit was being in the nightclub drunk afterwards and seeing the Queen on the dancefloor.

How was she dressed? Off-the-shoulder job designed to nip-slip tease?

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:11 pm

yloop wrote:

Definitely gay imho.

This.

Gerry Mandrake · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:23 pm **Posts:** 1446

Dreaming about 2 athletic black blokes? Is this you coming out?

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

Assuming Mayweather won, anyone else curious as to who came second?

If it wasn't Kudus Oyenuga I'm not getting a season ticket.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Mayweather was behind me.

Unknown guys were 1st and 2nd but I know i missed the medal ceremony so maybe why i dont know who they were.

Cant remember what the Queen was wearing to be honest.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:58 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Mayweather was behind me.

I bet he was...

Gerry Mandrake · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:23 pm **Posts:** 1446

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Joe Mac wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Mayweather was behind me.

I bet he was...

That was a bit of an open goal!

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Mon Jul 13, 2015 3:50 pm

Are you sure fashanu wasn't the queen?

I don't think the bunker is the best place to share your homo erotic dreams Tree, ask Sussex what sites he uses for this kind of thing.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Anyone else reckon the last bit about a blonde etc was made up as very lame attempt to hide the true meaning of this dream?
Good luck in your new ventures Tree, it won't affect my judgement of you as thought you were a faggot anyway.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

pooliecrab wrote:

Anyone else reckon the last bit about a blonde etc was made up as very lame attempt to hide the true meaning of this dream?
Good luck in your new ventures Tree, it won't affect my judgement of you as thought you were a faggot anyway.

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

that sounds like a positive dream to me
positive thoughts lead to positive things happening
therefore pools will get promoted

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:56 pm

It means you shouldn't have cheese on toast for supper after several pints and a big bifter. Or leave your nicotine patch on.

Wommers · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:44 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Probably had the strangest dream of my life last night and can remember it all for some reason.

I was at some event attended by the Queen and I was competing in the 100m sprint alongside the unbeaten Floyd Mayweather Junior (?), I managed to get the bronze medal despite falling over on the line as I dipped. Anyway I then went to leave and on the way out Justin Fashanu pulled up and asked me for directions. I answered and he asked if I was attending the meal with the Queen, I said no and he said he had a spare ticket. I said I wasnt dressed for it and he gave me an open cheque to go to the tailors. Anyway off I went to the tailors and got some hideous suit with gold piping all over it. Justin said it suited me.

I dont remember the meal but the next bit was being in the nightclub drunk afterwards and seeing the Queen on the dancefloor. Anyway I managed to pull the blonde one out of Little Mix. Got in a taxi together and my alarm then went off!

Whats that all mean then?

That's ellish.
I once dreamt I was in a rowing boat with Gandalf out the lord of the rings looking for his fridge, which he'd apparently lost. We were both rowing through this murky lake when all of a sudden we came across this big hill with a load of discarded fridges on the side, then I woke up.
I left the bifters alone after that!!! :naughty:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Just an update: just been told that John Fashanu not Justin presented Gladiators so I actually said the wrong brother.

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