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PJPoolie
 Post subject: A Zebra's Finances
PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 8:59 am 
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I imagine like the vast majority of the Animal Kingdom they don't have a pot to piss in.
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born toulouse
 Post subject: Re: A Zebra's Finances
PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 10:17 am 
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The whole natural world is their pot though - they piss where they want. The zebras don't give a fook about your human pot - animalist!
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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: A Zebra's Finances
PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 10:31 am 
And they monopolise zebra crossings, they should really trademark the name!

That should take that band, the White stripes to court IMO :naughty:
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 Post subject: Re: A Zebra's Finances
PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 10:38 am 
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Could one afford a Pools season ticket?

Could one even purchase one, for a start I doubt they have any utility bills for proof of address or a driving licence. Don't even get me started on ticket stubs.

I bet a few had them when they were a hundred quid.
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born toulouse
 Post subject: Re: A Zebra's Finances
PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 10:43 am 
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They wouldn't want one. Zebras all support Newcastle or Notts county. Except Italian zebras who support Juventus and Brazilian zebras who support Santos. They could support other clubs but why waste money on a shirt?
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kevin pooles gloves
 Post subject: Re: A Zebra's Finances
PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 10:46 am 
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Did Ian Holloway tell you about which teams they support!
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born toulouse
 Post subject: Re: A Zebra's Finances
PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 11:15 am 
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No. Johnny Morris did.
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 Post subject: Re: A Zebra's Finances
PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 1:47 pm 
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Zebras are just hipster horses.

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