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 Post subject: Hairy Muffs!
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2015 6:40 pm 
Wonder why they went out of fashion, quite enjoyed seeing the woods through the trees, so to speak :obscene-sexualvlick:


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 Post subject: Re: Hairy Muffs!
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2015 7:31 pm 
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They're back in fashion apparently. The 70's look is al the rage.


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 Post subject: Re: Hairy Muffs!
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2015 7:53 pm 
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You can't beat them. Bald minges just doesn't seem right. At what point in time did women start to shave them? I've been with our lass since 2002, and not a lot of bewers did then.

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 Post subject: Re: Hairy Muffs!
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2015 8:02 pm 
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GLC were brilliant. There should be more bands like them in these dark days.

If Ed Milliband had concentrated on natural fannies and comedy hip hop instead of the NHS then I'm sure he'd be reclining on a futon in number ten instead.

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 Post subject: Re: Hairy Muffs!
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
You can't beat them. Bald minges just doesn't seem right.



A point of order Mr Speaker. Surely if its bald then it isn't a minge.


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 Post subject: Re: Hairy Muffs!
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2015 8:53 pm 
Mr Irrelevant wrote:
poolieinnottingham wrote:
You can't beat them. Bald minges just doesn't seem right.



A point of order Mr Speaker. Surely if its bald then it isn't a minge.


Correct, it would be a blurt!


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 Post subject: Re: Hairy Muffs!
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2015 10:06 pm 
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I always thought meself like that the minge was what you called the whatsit behind the bush, and that the whole job was called a fanny.

I am however unable to make any further comment, like for example certain women are naturally unhairy.

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 Post subject: Re: Hairy Muffs!
PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2015 10:20 pm 
Montpoolier wrote:
I always thought meself like that the minge was what you called the whatsit behind the bush, and that the whole job was called a fanny.

I am however unable to make any further comment, like for example certain women are naturally unhairy.


And some as I discovered many years ago, look like chewbaccas face after he just ate a burger!


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 Post subject: Re: Hairy Muffs!
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Whiff of piss..bit of a tang. . Pubes in teeth...
Bald fannies are preferable for this pervert


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 Post subject: Re: Hairy Muffs!
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Salty wrote:
Whiff of piss..bit of a tang. . Pubes in teeth...
Bald fannies are preferable for this pervert


"dry eating in a desert, better than having a face full of howsyerfather"


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 Post subject: Re: Hairy Muffs!
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Salty wrote:
Whiff of piss..bit of a tang. . Pubes in teeth...
Bald fannies are preferable for this pervert


speak for yourself what sort of wonan have you been with.


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 Post subject: Re: Hairy Muffs!
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A bit more eager for the Beaver on Saturday nights now are we ? sctatchinghead


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