'Unplayable'

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2015 11:05 pm

Seriously, what the f ck does it mean? Surely it should be 'unbeatable' or some such
Made up by a dozy Manc and Bin dipper no doubt

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2015 11:10 pm

Unplayable is 2-4-5 in brag.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun May 10, 2015 7:26 am

Heard Phil Neville say that Everton had a stonewall penalty, slowed the replay down and he didn`t touch the fecker, surely a stonewaller is when you wipe them out and leave them in a heap

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

monkeybutt wrote:

Heard Phil Neville say that Everton had a stonewall penalty, slowed the replay down and he didn`t touch the fecker, surely a stonewaller is when you wipe them out and leave them in a heap

If your talking about when The cross came in and DeFoe clipped him as he went to shoot them I suggest u get your eyes tested.

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

Montpoolier wrote:

Unplayable is 2-4-5 in brag.

unless you're a top bluffer

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun May 10, 2015 8:32 am

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Heard Phil Neville say that Everton had a stonewall penalty, slowed the replay down and he didn`t touch the fecker, surely a stonewaller is when you wipe them out and leave them in a heap

If your talking about when The cross came in and DeFoe clipped him as he went to shoot them I suggest u get your eyes tested.

So a clip is stonewall is it, I suggest you revisit your pundit slavagram training manual :hand:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

monkeybutt wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Heard Phil Neville say that Everton had a stonewall penalty, slowed the replay down and he didn`t touch the fecker, surely a stonewaller is when you wipe them out and leave them in a heap

If your talking about when The cross came in and DeFoe clipped him as he went to shoot them I suggest u get your eyes tested.

So a clip is stonewall is it, I suggest you revisit your pundit slavagram training manual :hand:

I never said it was a stone wall did I? You said 'he didn't touch the fucker' yet he clearly did. Did Neville upset you by leaving Man U?

alibarthez · **Joined:** Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1072

Phil Neville lol. Where do they get these people from and how do they get these jobs. As thick as pigs shit. Merson Dowie Wright etc are barely articulate. I love the ex player tennis pundits like McEnroe Lindsay Davenport Wilander etc they're so knowledgeable and can relay information to the viewer effectively.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun May 10, 2015 8:56 am

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

monkeybutt"[quote="monkeybutt wrote:

Heard Phil Neville say that Everton had a stonewall penalty, slowed the replay down and he didn`t touch the fecker, surely a stonewaller is when you wipe them out and leave them in a heap

So a clip is stonewall is it, I suggest you revisit your pundit slavagram training manual :hand:

I never said it was a stone wall did I? You said 'he didn't touch the fucker' yet he clearly did. Did Neville upset you by leaving Man U?[/quote]

You are in the generation of Sky football coverage and are taken in when somebody says he clipped him, have you ever played at a reasonable level? ( quote Chip ) or can you justifiably state he actually clipped him, visual evidence or the TV camera angle and the expert falling over training that Primula league clubs do?

Ps I don`t support Man Utd, are you in a relationship of the arse kind with PJ?

Chesssington · **Joined:** Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:36 pm **Posts:** 900

alibarthez wrote:

Phil Neville lol. Where do they get these people from and how do they get these jobs. As thick as pigs shit. Merson Dowie Wright etc are barely articulate. I love the ex player tennis pundits like McEnroe Lindsay Davenport Wilander etc they're so knowledgeable and can relay information to the viewer effectively.

Come on then, who would you like to commentate

I don't get this 'barely articulate' argument, very few ex-footballers stayed in education beyond 16. I agree Michael Owen is annoying but I quite like both the Neville's

Surely the whole idea is to have an ex-professional with some character and hopefully knowledgable. Paul Merson was guest at a fans event a few years back that took place at the staincliffe ( I think) and he spoke really well. Okay it was probably his well rehearsed after dinner speaking topic but he came across very polished.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

monkey butt, he clipped coleman, it was a penalty.

It's not even up for debate.

Chesssington · **Joined:** Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:36 pm **Posts:** 900

Mr Butt, not 'ganging up' here but as a Man U fan, talk me through the penalty at palace yesterday

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun May 10, 2015 10:29 am

Chesssington wrote:

Mr Butt, not 'ganging up' here but as a Man U fan, talk me through the penalty at palace yesterday

I don`t watch them anymore, can`t help you :naughty:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun May 10, 2015 10:30 am

Yubep wrote:

monkey butt, he clipped coleman, it was a penalty.

It's not even up for debate.

But is that what you would class as a stonewall penalty?

returnofaido · **Posted:** Sun May 10, 2015 12:19 pm

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun May 10, 2015 1:09 pm

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Sun May 10, 2015 3:30 pm

Yubep wrote:

monkey butt, he clipped coleman, it was a penalty.

It's not even up for debate.

He clipped him but it wasn't a penalty. FACT.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun May 10, 2015 3:57 pm

I didn`t think so either, but some people believe there own shit!

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