...on Masterchef last night.

If he'd stuck to recipes that invite anal humour he might have triumphed but he went down the cheesy fish route which always leads to an early exit.

I would normally have feigned outrage and blamed regional bias but it turned out he was a copper so I wasn't bothered.

PS Is Gregg really Mr Monkeybutt putting on a cheeky cockernee accent?

Oh please don`t, that bloke is a twat of the highest order, " super yummy!", who the fuck says that and the way he prances when he sees a pud, that bloke is a dangleberry

So how does that make him different to you?!

I kind of asked for that