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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Pissed off and stuck at home.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 2:24 pm 
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Me and the lad were all set to come up for the match today but unfortunately 'er indoors is really ill with flu and I can hardly leave her to look after a toddler which she can't even get out of bed.

Obviously I've now submitted divorce papers, she had no business getting ill today.
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
 Post subject: Re: Pissed off and stuck at home.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 2:29 pm 
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Tell her to buzz off

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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: Pissed off and stuck at home.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 2:40 pm 
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Ah yes, an unfortunate typo. Edited from fly to flu.
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Blue Beard
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 7:27 pm 
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I can't believe you missed that.

It's time to step down.

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Pissed off and stuck at home.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:36 pm 
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You could've fetched the toddler.

And I am so glad that didn't autocorrect fetched.

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