... finds Robbie Williams about as entertaining as a plyboard convention?

not even that good

Don't knock plyboard conventions unless you've been to one

what a wan-ker. And that Robbie Williams

yer joking aren ya!!?!!

No you're not. The guy has it all sussed out. He gets the girls wet and makes shitloads of money. Why didn't anyone else think of that?

I'll tell you what, when the ambience is a bit drab in the pub a quick RW fix soon lifts it.
There aren't many of your other Green Arctic Maximo Zuton Kaiser Wolf groups you can say that about.

Cracking voice on him when he wants to have one, but he's the result of an excellent marketing strategy and good song writers. Seen his new song though? Rudebox, is it? One of his first top tens in 3 years, i.e. since he dropped his song writers... and Rudebox is shite

but they arent utterly s hit to listen to and they dont make you wanna punch things repeatedly untill you or it breaks

Not all the time, no.
JUST FUCKING BORING!

trimmed your list to suit my argument!!

most of his songs are pap

i will admit he has 2, maybe 3 listenable songs

but the rest are utter gash

I like some Robbie stuff.I can see how his arrogance puts people off but if I took all the arrogant egomaniacs out of my record collection I wouldn't be left with too much.

A handful more than Tina Turner, Joe Cocker, Cliff Richard, Frank Sinatra, and Pavarotti combined have written.

If I had as much money as him, had shagged as man women as him (he had 3 more than me at the last count) and had as many fans as him....I'd struggle to give a fuck what you sad bastards thought of him!!!!

I am sure Robbie has shagged more than three women

Is this getting libellous?

Expect the solicitors letters then.

Unless you can prove that a multi-millionaire has ever carried out a homosexual act.

And don't rely on him not reading this board, some dopey Scouser with previous links to the town will probably pass the info on...

I've not read it, not being a fan of his and all that...

I could never fall for this 'he makes lots of cash therefore he must be good' argument.

Personally I want to get hold of the idiot who put him in rehab when he was a coke monster in Take That. They should have let him die. He appeals to middle aged mothers and girls too young to know any better. Regrettably he's become part of the furniture and in the great tradition of Britain we'll eat any shit they throw at us. Vis a vis the viewing figures for Coronation Street. If there's 19 million gullible bounders in Britain, at least half of them will buy a Robbie album.

There's a million bands out there struggling through the toilet circuit of Britain trying to get heard and the record companies throw a reported £83 million at that fat talentless karaoke singer. When he writes summat and sings it I will judge on it's own merits but he's just a dancing clothes horse much the same as Posh Spice and the rest.

He's very proud of the fact that he has written his new single himself.

In my opinion it is the biggest pile of gash that he has ever performed, including all of his years in TakeTwat.

He claims he has, yes, and the record company would like to promote himas a singer songwriter 'cos it's the new rock'n'roll and there's piles of 'em out there. However, if he's written owt at all, I'll plait sand. He's just one for the X-Factor generation. All image and no substance.