Put your mortgage on them being relegated this year and probably next.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30888588

Shall I put a bulk order in for Kleenex?

Nah...they're too big a club.

Couldn't happen to a nicer set of fans.

No, no, they'll be OK. FFP is just an excuse and Fit And Proper is a smokescreen right?

So the experts say.

Both the fit and proper test like financial fair play are absolute horeshit. I fail to see how either are benefiting the game. FFP is circumnavigated in all sorts of ingenious ways from benefactors and owners with actual cash they are willing to invest from owning clubs in other parts of the World to sponsoring car parks for £4 million to as you can at level just gift the club the money. The Fleetwood chairman was speaking to Pools fans last year at the Vic and he said if he wants to buy a player for £200,000 he will FFP is very easy to deal with.

As for fit and proper persons, that is another pile of shite, the Leeds owner is not a fit and proper person because his crime was dishonest. But he is a fit and proper person from April when his conviction expires. He will obviously be honest again then. This is while the Birmingham owner is running the club from a prison cell in Hong Kong with a puppet director at the helm in his place.

In summing up it's all a load of fucking bollocks.

Football is a load of fucking bollocks in fact, if it wasn't for it being an excuse to get out with my mates on a Saturday and have a few beers rather than be dragged shopping I reckon I'd be done with it be honest.