Right then, the 'no stub elite'

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22595

A 'limited number' of tickets go on sale tommorrow morning.

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:52 pm

Always thought they would get to the no stubs day.

Wonder how many though.

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

chip fireball wrote:

" you're going home in a fookin ambulance " clappp

Quite.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:18 pm

Me brother's in borstal
Me sister's got pox
Me mother's a whoo-er
Down 'Artlepool docks
Me uncle's a pervert
Me aunty's gone mad
And Jack the Ripper's me dad
Na na na na -na-na-na-na-na- na na na na na

There might be too many "na's" there

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:26 pm

we've a nasty reputation
For soliciting little boys
and for beating up old aged pensioners
and for stealing kiddies' toys
we're the perverts of the nation
biggest c-un-ts you've ever seen
we're a pack of foul mouthed bastards
we're the boys from Hartlepool
Hartle-pool Hartle-pool
we're a pack of foul mouthed bastards
we're the boys from Hartlepool

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:29 pm

Hartlepool are magic
darlington are tragic
na-na-na-na - ooh na -na -na- na

Bovverbootbob · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:30 pm

yor gonna gett yor fcukin hed kycked inn clappp

Bovverbootbob · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:32 pm

poorly aggrow poorly aggrow hellow hellow
poorly aggrow poorly aggrow hellow hellow

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:35 pm

you are the darlo the only darlo
you're only happy on giro day
no one will notice
if they had lost you
please don't take my hubcaps away

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:36 pm

in their darlo slums
in their darlo slums
they look in the dustbins for something to eat
they find a dead rat and they think it's a treat
in their darlo slums

Bovverbootbob · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:39 pm

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

BBB, some classics tonight from your Moonstomping days, KOSMO!

gunz ov navvaroan

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:47 pm

The above proves that BBB is not Mr.Weldrake!!!! :grin:

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

bertie mee said to bill shankly
have you heard of the north bank highbury
shanks said no i dont think so
but i've heard of the RINK END AGGRO
rolfl

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:40 am

And of course...

Aye aye aye aye, somebody's pinched my sombrero...... :grin:

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:31 am

ADG wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

And of course...

Aye aye aye aye, somebody's pinched my sombrero...... :grin:

Its nicked innit?

Aye, and a bit damp too...... :evil:

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:38 am

Have you managed to get yourself dressed properly this morning, Kev?
Seemed to have a bit of trouble with your trouser fastenings yesterday, like

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:41 am

grabec wrote:

Have you managed to get yourself dressed properly this morning, Kev?
Seemed to have a bit of trouble with your trouser fastenings yesterday, like

I would do, I didn't have any trousers on yesterday......... :uhoh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:50 am

To THE TUNE OF mATCH OF THE DAY

You've heard of Man United
You've heard of Man City
Now you're gonna hear of Hartlepool
We're in the Football League
And if you don't believe us
We'll see you all otside
der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:55 am

Pooliekev wrote:

grabec wrote:

Have you managed to get yourself dressed properly this morning, Kev?
Seemed to have a bit of trouble with your trouser fastenings yesterday, like

I would do, I didn't have any trousers on yesterday......... :uhoh:

I think that's my point :roll:

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

Less than 300 left.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:50 am

never heard that one

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:57 am

grabec wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

grabec wrote:

Have you managed to get yourself dressed properly this morning, Kev?
Seemed to have a bit of trouble with your trouser fastenings yesterday, like

I would do, I didn't have any trousers on yesterday......... :uhoh:

I think that's my point :roll:

Well as far as I know, we didn't errmmm.....co-incide yesterday, unless you were in Guangzhou or the Wan Zei Wei last night, so the state of my trousery should be a mystery to you.......... :razz:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:02 am

don't know that one either. Can you hum it?

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:20 am

Mmm.mmm.mmmm.........mmmmm...mmmmmm.mmmmm...mmmmmm...mmmmmmm,m-m-m!!

OK?? :grin:

englishr11 · **Joined:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:40 pm **Posts:** 14

First time poster

Got my two this twenty mins ago. Less than 100 left

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:36 am

englishr11 wrote:

First time poster

Got my two this twenty mins ago. Less than 100 left

Hello, good morning and FOOOK OFF!!!!!! :grin: :grin:

Whats this afc southport thing al about then?? :roll:

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:39 am

Pooliekev wrote:

grabec wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

grabec wrote:

Have you managed to get yourself dressed properly this morning, Kev?
Seemed to have a bit of trouble with your trouser fastenings yesterday, like

I would do, I didn't have any trousers on yesterday......... :uhoh:

I think that's my point :roll:

Well as far as I know, we didn't errmmm.....co-incide yesterday, unless you were in Guangzhou or the Wan Zei Wei last night, so the state of my trousery should be a mystery to you.......... :razz:

It's very sad when a man stops being able to remember what he did yesterday. It must be the noodles.

Everyone saw you..the others are just too polite to mention it

englishr11 · **Joined:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:40 pm **Posts:** 14

That's where we live :grin:

Some of us are at Uni!

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:03 pm

grabec wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Well as far as I know, we didn't errmmm.....co-incide yesterday, unless you were in Guangzhou or the Wan Zei Wei last night, so the state of my trousery should be a mystery to you.......... :razz:

It's very sad when a man stops being able to remember what he did yesterday. It must be the noodles.

Everyone saw you..the others are just too polite to mention it

There's nothing wrong with my noodles. :evil:

Are you sure you weren't drifting again???(Voice off.......DOES SHE TAKE SUGAR??) Would you like a cup of tea dear??? :grin:

Right then, the 'no stub elite'

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