Deadline for Monkey Business 84 - Sunday 18th March

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:26 am

The 5th and final Monkey Business of the season is being out together.

All contributions in by Sunday 18th March at the latest.

You can either pass stuff to me or Ian (Poolpower) at games, or email

monkeybusinessfanzine@hotmail.co.uk

Photos, cartoons, jokes, match reports - owt involving Pools or footy in general.

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:05 pm

hey you i do have an address
dugout is the only bookies runner on here not me rage

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:53 pm

Are you interested in footie poems? If so, can I have a postal address to send it to......if I send it via the net, the lines will probably get jumbled up

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:06 pm

CHECK YOUR PM

REMEMBER WE NEED A NAME AND ADDRESS WHICH WILL REMAIN PRIVATE

I HAVE ONLY EVER INFORMED THE DHSS

seventeen times

YOU COULD TRY AN PM IT

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36433

poolpower wrote:

CHECK YOUR PM

REMEMBER WE NEED A NAME AND ADDRESS WHICH WILL REMAIN PRIVATE

I HAVE ONLY EVER INFORMED THE DHSS

seventeen times

YOU COULD TRY AN PM IT

Private my arse...I've had 2,345,634 letters from various organisations and it turns out I'm enlisted in the French Foreign Legion..... and don't get me started about the home working and multiple loan and credit card applications...I'm now bankrupt in 342 countries .... but the fame compensates. :roll:

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:49 pm

Snowy wrote:

poolpower wrote:

CHECK YOUR PM

REMEMBER WE NEED A NAME AND ADDRESS WHICH WILL REMAIN PRIVATE

I HAVE ONLY EVER INFORMED THE DHSS

seventeen times

YOU COULD TRY AN PM IT

Private my arse...I've had 2,345,634 letters from various organisations and it turns out I'm enlisted in the French Foreign Legion..... and don't get me started about the home working and multiple loan and credit card applications...I'm now bankrupt in 342 countries .... but the fame compensates. :roll:

WE MIGHT HAVE ONE OR TWO UN HAPPY CUSTOMERS

AND SNOWY IS ALL OF THEM rolfl

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36433

......as I was saying, don't............................F*** ME ...IT'S THE BAILIFFS

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:29 am

Snowy wrote:

......as I was saying, don't............................F*** ME ...IT'S THE BAILIFFS

Nah, they don't work at this time of night, allegedly!!

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:31 am

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Snowy wrote:

......as I was saying, don't............................F*** ME ...IT'S THE BAILIFFS

Nah, they don't work at this time of night, allegedly!!

Ooh you've changed your pic to the delectable Cat Stephens...he doesn't look like that any more tho.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:46 pm

grabec wrote:

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Snowy wrote:

......as I was saying, don't............................F*** ME ...IT'S THE BAILIFFS

Nah, they don't work at this time of night, allegedly!!

Ooh you've changed your pic to the delectable Cat Stephens...he doesn't look like that any more tho.

He's got a little more hair of a slightly different colour now, and a different name of course. :laugh:

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:59 pm

listen very carefully i shall say this only once
we are short of a mag and the deadline approaches
you all know what to do so just do it

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22572

I'm more than happy to write something but I'm struggling for subject matter. [drums fingers on table]

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:20 pm

DRUMS WE HAVE DONE
FINGERS WE HAVE DONE
NOW TABLES?MMM

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:59 pm

Quote:

I'm more than happy to write something but I'm struggling for subject matter. [drums fingers on table]

Pools are TOP of the league.
Darlo are trying to scrape into the play-offs. Will they make it?
Mike Newell has been sacked.
McLeod is League 2 player of the year.
2 point for a draw with a penalty shoot out?
Joel Porter recently played for the reserves.
What did you think of Boston?
What did you think of the pitch invaders keeper taunting v Macclesfield?
Will England qualify under McLaren?

(drums fingers on table)

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

Article sent.

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:45 am

Sorry mate, couldn't manage it... Uni's way too hectic at the moment :(

poolpower · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:03 am

you crack too easy under pressure

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:35 am

Try doing a third year of a history degree on the British shipbuilding industry and the Geddes Report...

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:55 am

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

Try doing a third year of a history degree on the British shipbuilding industry and the Geddes Report...

Dave Geddes out of the Wedding Present?? :shock:

What did he report on then?? Don't tell me, capricious women and bedsit life?? :roll:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:18 pm

Must have been a short report!! :laugh:

Dave from the Weddoes bangs on for ages about his unfaithful women!! :wink:

Deadline for Monkey Business 84 - Sunday 18th March

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